{"id":123106359,"date":"2023-05-24T12:30:20","date_gmt":"2023-05-24T12:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=123106359"},"modified":"2023-05-24T12:30:20","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T12:30:20","slug":"an-interview-with-abe-epperson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=123106359","title":{"rendered":"An Interview With Abe Epperson"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;I fell at the party. \/ I&#8217;m still at the party.&#8221; &#8211; Joshua Beckman and Matthew Rohrer, &#8216;Nice Hat. Thanks.&#8217; <\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Listening to Abe Epperson talk about movies reminds me of the way I talk about music. I don\u2019t do a ton of music criticism, because so much of what I enjoy about music and what I talk about when I talk about music is based on nerdy, musician-type stuff, like weird chord progressions and surprising key changes and other stuff that most makes sense if you\u2019ve played music before. So I get shy, thinking no one will understand what I\u2019m saying, and rely on simple \u201cthe band rips\u201d or \u201cthe guitar here is sick.\u201d<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Abe Epperson, though\u2014one-half of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/SmallBeans\">Small Beans<\/a> podcast network\/YouTube channel, former director at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PL5CC44F2C10A8415C\">Cracked<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EJy1uBkjd4k\">Studios<\/a>, director of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/thosearentmuskets\">Those Aren\u2019t Muskets<\/a> if you wanna reach way back into the annals of internet sketch comedy\u2014Abe Epperson has the courage of his convictions when he talks about film. Listen to an episode of<em> <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-682532119\/sets\/directorpiece-theatre\">Directorpiece Theatre<\/a><\/em>, a Small Beans show he co-hosts with fellow director Adam Ganser, and you feel like you\u2019re getting downloadable upgrades to your film-watching brain. Personally, I still have a shaky grasp of what sight lines mean for the language of a shot, but I <em>think<\/em> about sight lines more, thanks to Abe.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, Abe and his homie\/writing partner\/fellow Small Beans founder Michael Swaim\u2014notable for his role of \u201cMichael Swaim\u201d in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dszVJI-IX9I&amp;list=PL5CC44F2C10A8415C&amp;index=13\">After Hours<\/a><\/em>, the best sketch show in the history of the internet\u2014are making a new film, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/seedandspark.com\/fund\/papa-bear#story\">Papa Bear<\/a><\/em>. The film is a heartwarming coming-of-age sex comedy about Trey, a high school senior whose father, Hank, comes out as a gay furry. I urge you to go <a href=\"https:\/\/seedandspark.com\/fund\/papa-bear#story\">check out their Seed &amp; Spark<\/a> for a more in-depth description. The film sounds amazing and full of heart. Also laughs. Have I mentioned Abe and Swaim are hilarious? They made Cracked Studios. With a lot of other people, but still. <em>Papa Bear<\/em> is about 44% funded as of this writing. Go ahead and buy a $15 ticket ahead of time and fund some art being made outside of capitalism\u2019s normal currents. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Note: this interview was conducted over e-mail <\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Chris Corlew: What is the most exciting aspect of making this film independently?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Abe Epperson: <\/strong>Absolutely the most exciting part of making a film yourself is that you fill the role of the studio. You are in control. And in my soul, I\u2019m a power-hungry monster. While it means you need to secure funding and work harder, there\u2019s something exhilarating about living in the bed you make. Being able to wake up every day and say \u201cokay, that reality is no longer on the table, let\u2019s create a new reality\u201d and really have no oversight other than the budget and the braintrust of the people who have built the story from scratch. It\u2019s terrifying and it\u2019s freeing and I love it. The way Hollywood films are headed, at this point I feel like I could find a home in independent cinema forever.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/3b95e29f-f8ba-4b2e-bc56-4892eb201062_140x207.jpeg\" alt=\"Abe Epperson - IMDb\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CC: You\u2019re a musician and an appreciator of a good film and\/or <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/7gzX88qS3Vx2r87g5pbdfJ\">T. Bone Burnett-curated soundtrack<\/a>. What\u2019s the most out-of-budget song\u2014we\u2019re talking \u201crights to <\/strong><em><strong>Abbey Road<\/strong><\/em><strong>\u201d here\u2014music do you wish you could get, and for what kind of movie?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AE: I\u2019ve always thought it\u2019d be great to have a horrifying murder sequence set to \u201cGod Only Knows\u201d by the Beach Boys. Think <em>American Psycho<\/em>: blood spraying everywhere, limbs lobbed off, the face of the killer splattered with blood as they smile in slow motion. It\u2019s such a pretty song, but it\u2019s also sad, as Brian Wilson is singing about the fear of losing his love. I think it\u2019d be fun to portray a serial killer needing his prey. It\u2019d probably be a memorable sequence at the least.\u00a0<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we actually have a \u201creach\u201d track in <em>Papa Bear.<\/em> We scripted a bit where <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kkcbxjWG9Mc\">\u201cFather of Mine\u201d by Everclear<\/a> keeps kind of haunting Trey. It keeps coming on the radio until he basically shouts \u201cwhy?!\u201d which we find hilarious. It\u2019d be great to have enough of a budget to secure that bit. Which you can help with by pledging at our <a href=\"https:\/\/seedandspark.com\/fund\/papa-bear#story\">Seed and Spark link this month<\/a> while we crowdfund the movie! Sorry, I can\u2019t help myself.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/041f4177-2f6c-4557-aaaa-482cb8b0c674_600x600.jpeg\" alt=\"Behind the scenes of the next Cracked Studio Series. That's director Abe  Epperson. | Behind the scenes, Scenes, Studio\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CC: Has there ever been a scene\/score pairing you or Michael introduced that was a surprise to the other? Made you view a scene a different way?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AE: You know that\u2019s the thing about Michael. We know each other so well our experiences working with each other have always felt effortless. We may disagree here and there about small things, but never the big things. And Michael is so deliberate and clear about what he\u2019s after that it\u2019s always been easy for me to see the point of a sequence and play with the possibilities. Is it a sad thing to say we don\u2019t often surprise each other? We\u2019re cinematic brothers at this point and it\u2019s always been a war between \u201cthe right choice\u201d and \u201cnot quite it yet.\u201d I guess the one I came up with after thinking about it was a featured sequence in a previous draft of <em>Papa Bear<\/em> that featured <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OzTc951olYE\">\u201cNasty Habits\u201d by Oingo Boingo<\/a>. It wasn\u2019t really a surprise, it\u2019s a perfect song to play over a montage of the character Ahmed, a teen with a porn addiction, jerking off through the years. Basically, we show him find out that he can masturbate and then show how he fell into a situation where he can\u2019t really be sexually present with girls because he\u2019s in love with jerking off so much. It\u2019s such a wacky song and speaks to Michael\u2019s eclectic tastes in music I immediately was on board. Though, in a more recent draft, we re-wrote the sequence to be shorter and now it\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Szdziw4tI9o\">\u201cThus Spoke Zarathustra\u201d<\/a> which is frankly a lot more efficient in showing Ahmed\u2019s profound love of pornography. Also, we plan to literally quote <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e-QFj59PON4\">2001: A Space Odyssey<\/a><\/em>, but instead of the first men realizing the power of tools, it\u2019s Ahmed realizing he can touch his own dick. It needs to be said however, we\u2019re not showing dicks in this movie. It\u2019s played on his face. We\u2019re not monsters, just weirdos.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"129. The Coen Brothers Brothers: The Big Lebowski\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LKl1zFQBKVY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CC: We\u2019re both huge Coen Bros fans\u2014you and Michael have <\/strong><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-682532119\/sets\/the-coen-brothers-brothers\">The Coen Brothers Brothers<\/a><\/strong><\/em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-682532119\/sets\/the-coen-brothers-brothers\"> series over on Small Beans<\/a>\u2014and if I\u2019m not mistaken, we share a favorite Coen Bros movie, <\/strong><em><strong>The Big Lebowski<\/strong><\/em><strong>. Which tertiary <\/strong><em><strong>Big Lebowski<\/strong><\/em><strong> character could you see fitting into <\/strong><em><strong>Papa Bear<\/strong><\/em><strong>: the Guy Who Bought A Red Corvette Last Week (aka \u201cFind A Stranger In The Alps\u201d guy), the Landlord With The Dance Quintet, The Jesus\u2019s Bowling Partner, or the Sheriff of Malibu County?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AE: What a great movie. What a great, fun question. I immediately thought of the Sheriff. There\u2019s something about his alien-like calm that makes that scene. It\u2019s like he\u2019s on a different plane than the rest of us and we get this feeling that it\u2019s entirely governed by a joy for bureaucracy and putting things in a nice little box. I had a chemistry teacher in high school who was also the football coach. He was a stout little man that was product of a kind of \u201cgit \u2018r done\u201d attitude. It didn\u2019t matter if you made the game winning tackle or you raised your hand in class and told him Avogadro\u2019s Number, if you did well, he\u2019d give a little fist pump and say \u201cCo-rrect! You\u2019re dialed in, baby.\u201d He definitely meant well and it\u2019s charming as hell but it definitely spoke to his attitude that knowledge was something to be conquered; an item on a checklist that he took pleasure crossing out.\u00a0<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think in <em>Papa Bear<\/em>, for Trey, our protagonist, who is ultimately trying to navigate the complex and messy enterprise of figuring out his thoughts on identity and sexuality, the world itself is a series of confusing confidences. He is well-aware of what is \u201cnormal\u201d and is reluctant to part with that confidence. So we tried to populate the world with characters who subscribe to an is\/ought worldview in a way that ultimately Trey sees as surreal. I think the Sheriff from <em>Big Lebowski<\/em> would work perfectly as one of Trey\u2019s teachers. I think any teenager relates to seeing the adult world as something that screams \u201cthis is how it\u2019s done\u201d at them.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Welcome Back, Potter - Cracked Series Trailer\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1skZOclwWpo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CC: Which old <\/strong><em><strong>Cracked<\/strong><\/em><strong> sketch series\u2014<\/strong><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jQ7m8G1mlo8&amp;\">Welcome Back Potter<\/a><\/strong><\/em><strong>, <\/strong><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=grLX6GbVXdM&amp;\">Monster Management<\/a><\/strong><\/em><strong>, or <\/strong><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SGFzeZVK5e4\">Starship Icarus<\/a><\/strong><\/em><strong>\u2014would Trey feel most at home in? What about Hank?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AE: An easy answer for Trey is <em>Monster Management<\/em>. That series was about a marketing team that specializes in rebranding classic monsters like Frankenstein or Dracula. Not only does Trey have a healthy love for pop culture, but he also is looking for a silver bullet for all problems. If he had his way, there\u2019d be a video game walkthrough for life (at the beginning of the script). Soren Bowie and N\u00f6el Wells both brilliantly play the marketing executives in that series, and every episode ends with a speech that gives the monster a sense of ease. Everything will be okay if you just listen to us. So for Trey, that\u2019s obviously what he wants. But as we find in the movie, it\u2019s not what he needs.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For Hank, initially I thought <em>Starship Icarus<\/em> because Michael and I conceived of Hank as a huge Star Wars \/ Star Trek nerd. And that\u2019s completely based on Michael\u2019s dad, who is a huge nerd. It\u2019s one of his best qualities. But after thinking about it, I honestly am going to go with <em>Welcome Back Potter<\/em>, which was Cracked.com\u2019s unhinged reimagining of the <em>Harry Potter<\/em> story as an acid trip. And in our story, Hank is in a new phase in his life. He\u2019s finally becoming himself and there\u2019s something to Michael\u2019s performance of Harry as a drug-addled Hunter S. Thompson that makes him feel free and lighter. He\u2019s not fulfilling a destiny, he\u2019s just being him. I think Hank\u2019s a lot like that. His kid\u2019s going off to college, he\u2019s divorced, and he can finally say to the world, \u201chey, I\u2019m a gay furry and I feel ownership of my life for the first time ever.\u201d\u00a0<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Rebranding Frankenstein -  Monster Management: Episode 1\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wXdE1tCeJL0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CC: I\u2019m going to borrow from <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/the-line-break\/id1524056726?i=1000613226152\">my own podcast<\/a> here\u2014if you had to make a \u201cStarting Five\u201d of influences, like a basketball lineup but for directors\/writers\/cinematographers\/actors\/artists\/whomever, who is your Top 5 All-Influence team? You <\/strong><em><strong>can <\/strong><\/em><strong>try to make them play basketball\u2014I bet Roger Deakins is a great passer\u2014but you don\u2019t have to.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AE: Oh boy, oh boy. This old chestnut. You totally got me, Roger Deakins is absolutely on that list. He\u2019s just one of the finest DPs in the business. His images are complex and refined, but they seem effortless. He obeys that Rembrandt school of naturalist light, so it seems like everything is a painting. In this scene, the light just happened to fall this way. It always implies a larger world. He\u2019s definitely the center on the team. Reliable, great in the post.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">John Carpenter will always be precious to me. His journeyman attitude towards all things really feels like how I came up. When I first met Michael, I didn\u2019t really know how to use a camera, but I sure as hell figured it out. Carpenter proved throughout his career that he was fearless and tried things others said wouldn\u2019t work. He just didn\u2019t give a fuck. And he trusts the team he works with. He basically worked with the same stable of people his whole career, so in a way, he\u2019s not there to take credit, he\u2019s there to lift everyone else up. He\u2019s our point guard, dishing out dimes every day.\u00a0 Plus, we know he\u2019s a gamer, so he\u2019s probably really good at NBA 2k.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alex Garland is probably the rookie on the team. Probably the young shooting guard who is having a banner year. While Garland\u2019s stepping away from directing, he is in my opinion the finest working director today. His work in the last decade or so is incredible. He is so attuned to the overwhelming mix of stimuli the current generation has to deal with. And he makes these poetic images that make postcards out of his themes. Look at Annihilation and the lighthouse scene. It\u2019s the most interesting portrayal of duality and corruption I\u2019ve seen in a movie.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And for the front court, I\u2019m going to put Robert Altman and John Ford. They\u2019re workhorses but they\u2019re also poets in their souls. Like everyone on this list, they are craftsmen who never try to take the stage themselves. They\u2019re not loud filmmakers like Tarantino or Kubrick. They\u2019re sneaky. When you look at their films, you can tell they are impeccable at their craft. But at the heart of their movies is an appeal to be a better human. I don\u2019t know how that relates to basketball forwards. I feel like I lost the thread, but here we are.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh god, I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m benching Spielberg. What a mess.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Benching Spielberg unlocked a series of obstacles\u2014rolling boulders, rooms full of snakes and centipedes, and an abandoned mine only navigable via squeaky cart on rickety tracks. Save Abe from having his heart torn out and skin melted off by vengeful dieties by <a href=\"https:\/\/seedandspark.com\/fund\/papa-bear#story\">contributing to <\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/seedandspark.com\/fund\/papa-bear#story\">Papa Bear<\/a><em>. $15 buys a ticket (a link to watch the film sent to your email), other tiers buy increasingly sexy things. Follow <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AbeTheMighty\">Abe Epperson<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SWAIM_CORP\">Michael Swaim<\/a> on Twitter and check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/SmallBeans\">Small Beans<\/a>. <\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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