{"id":129845511,"date":"2023-06-21T12:30:57","date_gmt":"2023-06-21T12:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=129845511"},"modified":"2023-06-21T12:30:57","modified_gmt":"2023-06-21T12:30:57","slug":"what-ive-learned-treating-writing-as-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=129845511","title":{"rendered":"What I&#039;ve Learned Treating Writing As A Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;Jimmy Butler just wants to work hard and be the man&#8221; &#8211; Trey Kerby, on the founder of Big Face Coffee<\/h2><p>The Discourse blew up again over the weekend, or maybe last week, time is fuzzy because <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/southern-california-literary-paradise\">I was in California<\/a> and then my parents were in Chicago. This time poor <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevinrmaloney\">Kevin Maloney<\/a>, a writer I was unfamiliar with before this (I\u2019m so sorry Kevin, if it helps, I\u2019m on your side), was Twitter\u2019s Main Character, for saying that writers need to work on their writing sometimes. <\/p><p>I\u2019d post the tweets, but certain billionaires are way smarter than me and know how the world works more than me, so we can\u2019t link tweets on Substack anymore. I am a Real JournalistTM, tho, so I\u2019ll transcribe: <\/p><blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>The most important lesson I ever learned as a writer: When I was 28 I was at a bar on a Friday night. My friends and I were dancing and getting wasted and having an amazing night, when I looked around and noticed that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.clarkderbes.com\/\">my buddy Clark<\/a> was missing. I asked my buddy Jeremy, \u201cHey where\u2019s Clark?\u201d Jeremy said, \u201cIn his studio, painting.\u201d I said, \u201cOn a Friday night at midnight?\u201d Jeremy said, \u201cYeah. I mean\u2026 that\u2019s why he\u2019s so good.\u201d <\/p><p>I was trying to be a writer at the time but only did it here and there in little spurts. A few years later, I was still thinking about Clark in his studio on a Friday night at midnight. I decided to start treating writing the way Clark treated his art. The way professional athletes treat their workouts, waking up at 6am and putting in the time, even when they don\u2019t want to. That\u2019s when I experienced a huge leap forward in the quality of my writing. I didn\u2019t wait for inspiration. I just wrote and wrote and wrote and wrote. I treated it like my real job. Everything else was a distraction.<\/p><p>I just think some writers treat writing and art as something precious. I recommend watching sports documentaries and cooking documentaries. Learn about the habits of people who are amazing at what they do. It usually isn\u2019t genius or freakish ability. It\u2019s usually just profound desire and a willingness to put in the work. <\/p><\/blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.clarkderbes.com\/\">Clark\u2019s art is here<\/a>, in case you missed that hyperlink. I was gonna post it with all the Twitter line breaks but hey, I got imaginary column inch limits. <\/p><p>Any good newspaper vet will tell you column inch limits are important. <\/p><p>That\u2019s why they do so many one-sentence paragraphs.<\/p><p>Or maybe it\u2019s the writers\u2019 equivalent of Boomer Bends.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Polyphia&#039;s Tim Henson Responds To &quot;Boomer Bends&quot; Controversy\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yTM4z9MBaKA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Wooooo, got sidetracked there! Fortunately, getting distracted is a time-honored tradition while working. Speaking of getting sidetracked, I haven\u2019t even watched that video. I just know exactly what Tim Henson means when he talks about bending a guitar like a Boomer. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/ff85bd1e-736c-415e-9911-5cd0fc800ca0_500x289.gif\" alt=\"epic fail baseball GIF\"\/><\/figure><p>The only place I disagree with Kevin here is lionizing putting time in at midnight on a Friday. No one should be putting in work on midnight on a Friday, even if your proverbial \u201cmidnight on a Friday\u201d is 9 a.m. on a Wednesday. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/22dff58c-e7dc-4156-b918-d8acff9f19d3_617x347.jpeg\" alt=\"No photo description available.\"\/><\/figure><p>In all seriousness\u2014at least as much seriousness as any craft advice deserves to be taken\u2014treating writing like a job <em>has<\/em> been super helpful for me. I should say I\u2019m in an extremely lucky position\u2014my wife has a real job, so I can more or less afford to live on the meager scraps casually tossed to freelancers. My therapist would say being a stay-at-home-dad counts as a real job, and she\u2019d be right. Since my primary job was in preschool from 8-2:45 five days a week this last year, I got to act like a Working Writer. And pretending it was a real job really helped me. Here\u2019s some stuff I learned, some stuff that is not dissimilar to what my time in the corporate world taught me: <\/p><ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p><strong>The 40-Hour Work Week Is Kinda Too Much: <\/strong>I liked to think I was coming home from school drop-off, working out\/showering, then cranking out chapter and verse from 9-2. In reality, I was happy if I got 90 minutes of real writing in (somewhere between 1-3 Chon or Polyphia albums\u2019 worth of writing, depending on the day\u2019s genre). And you know what? I\u2019m all but first-drafted on two manuscripts of short stories (that I\u2019d begun before this school year started, but still). I got my work done. Obviously, there\u2019s a lot more to writing than sitting and typing\u2014there\u2019s research, there\u2019s getting in the right mental space, there\u2019s letting things marinade\u2014but I <em>do<\/em> have a lot of words and pages from about 15-20 hours a week of actual sitting and typing. <\/p><\/li><li><p><strong>But For Real, Discipline Is A Good Thing: <\/strong>this is where I veer into the personal, the \u201cit\u2019s what worked for me.\u201d I am something of a goody-twoshoes when it comes to work and school\u2014punctual, afraid to take sick days, don\u2019t want to rock the boat, just want to do my stuff and go home. What\u2019s helped me over the past year is trying to put (a healthy amount of) that same pressure on my writing. Your labor is valuable, the leftists say. I wasn\u2019t just giving the old bosses my physical labor, I was sacrificing my mental labor worrying about impressing the old bosses. What happens when I am my own boss? I had to remind myself of an important truth: my writing is way more important than the average drive thru turnaround time on a Thursday lunch rush at Taco Bell, so why was the one that made me smell like beans the one I lost sleep over? <\/p><div class=\"captioned-image-container\"><figure><a class=\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg\" data-component-name=\"Image2ToDOM\"><div class=\"image2-inset\"><picture><source type=\"image\/webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"100vw\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/bac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/bac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:600,&quot;width&quot;:800,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;File:Black beans, cheese, tortilla.jpg&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null}\" class=\"sizing-normal\" alt=\"File:Black beans, cheese, tortilla.jpg\" title=\"File:Black beans, cheese, tortilla.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbac22207-4cbe-4c38-a07e-13be189dd7dd_800x600.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/source><\/picture><div class=\"image-link-expand\"><div class=\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset\"><div class=\"pencraft pc-reset icon-container restack-image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" class=\"lucide lucide-refresh-cw\"><path d=\"M3 12a9 9 0 0 1 9-9 9.75 9.75 0 0 1 6.74 2.74L21 8\"\/><path d=\"M21 3v5h-5\"\/><path d=\"M21 12a9 9 0 0 1-9 9 9.75 9.75 0 0 1-6.74-2.74L3 16\"\/><path d=\"M8 16H3v5\"\/><\/svg><\/div><div class=\"pencraft pc-reset icon-container view-image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"2\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" class=\"lucide lucide-maximize2\"><polyline points=\"15 3 21 3 21 9\"\/><polyline points=\"9 21 3 21 3 15\"\/><line x1=\"21\" x2=\"14\" y1=\"3\" y2=\"10\"\/><line x1=\"3\" x2=\"10\" y1=\"21\" y2=\"14\"\/><\/svg><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/a><figcaption class=\"image-caption\">no disrespect to beans, <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/picturing-the-music\">or Beans<\/a>, which are wonderful <em>(credit: Wikimedia Commons, <a href=\"https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/File:Black_beans,_cheese,_tortilla.jpg\">UserTwoSix<\/a>)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/li><li><p><strong>Writing Workshops Are Professional Development: <\/strong>I used to not take writing workshops because I couldn\u2019t afford them. I still can\u2019t really afford them, but I also feel like I can\u2019t afford <em>not<\/em> to take some every now and again? One huge perk of this profession is that you need to constantly be sharpening your brain. I\u2019m saying \u201cgo take a writing workshop\u201d the way influencers say \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/posts\/main-character-energy-explained\">treat yourself like the main character.<\/a>\u201d Even <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZN8t9xcvrS4\">Tim Henson took guitar lessons before the latest Polyphia record<\/a>. <\/p><\/li><li><p><strong>Workers Everywhere Should Get More Vacation Time (And Use It, Too): <\/strong>right before my kid got out of school for the summer, I took a week vacation. At my house. What the vacation meant is I dropped the kid off at school, and then did what I wanted\u2014took a walk, played guitar, played video games, read, wrote (only if I felt like it, only on a project that wasn\u2019t the current WIP). It came at a time when I was feeling burnout on my WIP. By the week\u2019s end, I felt mentally refreshed and ready to get back into it. Take vacation, however you can. <\/p><div class=\"captioned-image-container\"><figure><a class=\"image-link image2\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg\" data-component-name=\"Image2ToDOM\"><div class=\"image2-inset\"><picture><source type=\"image\/webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"100vw\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg\" width=\"299\" height=\"168\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:168,&quot;width&quot;:299,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;THE RENTAL \u2013 Review by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas \u2013 ALLIANCE OF WOMEN FILM  JOURNALISTS&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null}\" class=\"sizing-normal\" alt=\"THE RENTAL \u2013 Review by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas \u2013 ALLIANCE OF WOMEN FILM  JOURNALISTS\" title=\"THE RENTAL \u2013 Review by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas \u2013 ALLIANCE OF WOMEN FILM  JOURNALISTS\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4d037c30-1130-441e-a412-f3fb344e04c4_299x168.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/source><\/picture><div\/><\/div><\/a><figcaption class=\"image-caption\">these guys know the value of a good vacation, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thecorlew\/status\/1632018994860367877?s=20\">amirite<\/a>? <em>(Credit: IFC Films)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div><\/li><li><p><strong>Work Does Not Need To Be That Serious: <\/strong>caveats, of course, if you\u2019re like a nurse or a teacher or firefighter or whatever. This is where I come back to chafing at \u201cpainting at midnight on a Friday.\u201d Yes, work is what we do to live\u2014but work to live, not live to work. I take my writing very seriously, I get in bad moods if I go long periods of time without writing, I don\u2019t know much of who I am without writing, the most lost I\u2019ve felt is when I felt I couldn\u2019t write. But Jesus Christ, it\u2019s just <em>writing<\/em>. Who really cares? If we must work\u2014and I am still Protestant enough to think we all must work, in some capacity\u2014then work should be fun and work shouldn\u2019t kill us. No one is ever going to live or die based on whether or not they\u2019ve read one my novels, your poems, somebody\u2019s genre-bending CNF. It\u2019s all just fun. Fun that we need to live, but fun. <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-drugs-are-good-edition\">Everyone chill out<\/a>. <\/p><div class=\"captioned-image-container\"><figure><a class=\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F36407ff8-a477-479c-b0f6-9a5ca0ba1554_2740x3809.jpeg\" data-component-name=\"Image2ToDOM\"><div class=\"image2-inset\"><picture><source type=\"image\/webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F36407ff8-a477-479c-b0f6-9a5ca0ba1554_2740x3809.jpeg 424w, 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