{"id":138174366,"date":"2023-10-25T12:30:27","date_gmt":"2023-10-25T12:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138174366"},"modified":"2023-10-25T12:30:27","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T12:30:27","slug":"some-gratitude-for-spooky-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138174366","title":{"rendered":"Some Gratitude For Spooky Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;He&#8217;s been told that nothing is better than meeting God and cold coffee is better than nothing&#8221; &#8211; Percival Everett, &#8216;Dr. No&#8217;<\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>But first, your weekly <\/em>Vine<em>: Monday was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/10\/23\/chapter-thirty-seven-riverbanks\/\">Chapter 37: \u201cRiverbanks.\u201d<\/a> Tuesday was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/10\/24\/chapter-thirty-eight-closed-road-an-accounting-of-the-life-of-jonathan-sevier-vi\/\">Chapter 38: \u201cClosed Road: An Accounting of the Life of Jonathan Sevier VI.\u201d<\/a> Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/10\/25\/chapter-thirty-nine-when-the-net-was-full-they-collected-the-good-fish-in-baskets-but-threw-the-bad-away\/\">Chapter 39: \u201cWhen The Net Was Full They Collected The Good Fish In Baskets But Threw The Bad Away.\u201d<\/a> On Friday, I said the podcast was late, but then Brendan got it done that very morning and I got busy and didn\u2019t go back and re-link. <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/lazyandentitled\/vineradiohour7final?si=8e8b39f8a1114add8edc777ab4b780cb&amp;utm_source=clipboard&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\">Listen to the podcast<\/a>!<\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s easy to complain about the state of things. For one, the state of things is \u201cI know I shouldn\u2019t have another Taco Bell quesadilla but that\u2019s a Tomorrow Me problem,\u201d but, like, for the whole planet. It\u2019s important, though, to show gratitude. Life is, generally, good and worth living, and we should remind ourselves of these things. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/36407ff8-a477-479c-b0f6-9a5ca0ba1554_2740x3809.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So let\u2019s take a step back and acknowledge the current era as a fantastic era of horror. I\u2019m not a guy who\u2019s going to label things a \u201cGolden Age\u201d or \u201cPeak Indie Horror\u201d or whatever, I have applied to work at <em>The Ringer<\/em> and they did not give me an interview. But the stuff that\u2019s come out since like 2017 or so\u2014the rise of A24 and Blumhouse, the transformation of Jordan Peele from \u201cthe guy in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=q5NC7eI_KMw\">valets sketch<\/a>\u201d to \u201cgive this guy a Scorsese runtime to make a monster movie,\u201d the historical fact that Dave Franco used his directorial debut to portray <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MGdcTUMGxB0\">an older brother character as a soulless, philandering creep<\/a>\u2014we\u2019ve got good stuff happening in horror. Let\u2019s enjoy it. Here\u2019s some stuff I\u2019ve watched in the last month or so that I think you might like. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>note: not really any spoilers below, but proceed at your own risk. Also, inspired by excellent <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/riotsquad.bsky.social\">Riot Squad<\/a>, I\u2019ll include linsk to the website Does The Dog Die, so you can check for triggers and CWs before viewing any of these. <\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Double Feature: <\/strong><em><strong>Totally Killer <\/strong><\/em><strong>and <\/strong><em><strong>The Babysitter<\/strong><\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/894494\">Totally Killer<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/13506\">The Babysitter<\/a><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Totally Killer - Official Red Band Trailer | Prime Video\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vNm3VPPKEQI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m always going to be cautiously optimistic about \u201cwe smashed the cliches together until they kissed\u201d movies. Pitch it to me, and I\u2019ll say it sounds rad. Show me a trailer, I\u2019ll know within like 20 seconds if I\u2019m getting popcorn or looking for the nearest pillow to bury my face in. <em>Totally Killer<\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=evzWEXpW1pM\">yet another work of media where Kiernan Shipka\u2019s parents are too horny<\/a>, is <em>Halloween<\/em>-meets-<em>Back To The Future<\/em>, and they stick the landing on every <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=L3hCGbRZEts\">nollie heelflip varial indy 540<\/a> they try. It\u2019s funny, it\u2019s gruesome, it\u2019s got twists and turns, it comments on the grossness of the past without being preachy. It\u2019s so good. I might go watch it again as soon as I\u2019m done here. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Babysitter (2017) - Death by Fireworks Scene (3\/4) | Movieclips\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VJIqPOuOl6I?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Totally Killer<\/em> (Amazon) led to a double feature with <em>The Babysitter <\/em>(Netflix), which I\u2019d first watched last year. I wasn\u2019t <em>nearly <\/em>as nerdy and awkward as Cole as a kid, but I <em>was<\/em> awkward and shy, and it would\u2019ve been helpful to have cool-ass Samara Weaving watching my back. Helpful, until, well. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Samara Weaving, by the way, chooses excellent projects. Everything I\u2019ve seen her in has been decent-to-great.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Let\u2019s Watch A TV Show: <\/strong><em><strong>The Fall Of The House of Usher<\/strong><\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/807314?index1=-1&amp;index2=-1\">The Fall Of The House of Usher<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/667192?index1=-1&amp;index2=-1\">Midnight Mass<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/16633?index1=-1&amp;index2=-1\">The Haunting of Hill House<\/a><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mal and I zoomed through this show in three days, and it wouldn\u2019t been faster if Sunday wasn\u2019t consistently a big zonk-out-on-the-couch day in Casa de Corlew. I slept on Mike Flanagan\u2014literally, <em>The Haunting of Hill House<\/em> came out the same year as my son, and I could not stay awake for an episode\u2014but since watching <em>Midnight Mass<\/em> last year I am, in the parlance of my dear friend Chloe N. Clark, a Flanafan. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Fall of the House of Usher | Official Trailer | Netflix\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yvuAWVzP6wI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The Fall of The House of Usher<\/em> is Gothic, luscious, brushing-up-against-being-overwrought, and unafraid to risk a heavy hand. It\u2019s all finely calibrated, though, and deftly done\u2014in lesser hands, it\u2019d be <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hHEh5IUfVNc&amp;pp=ygUOZW1waXJlIHR2IHNob3c%3D\">Empire<\/a><\/em> for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_s3SH-9U5cY\">AFI kids<\/a>. Instead, the show is a thoughtful Cautionary Tale about The Emptiness of Being <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/ph\/podcast\/part-one-the-sackler-family-americas-deadliest-drug\/id1373812661?i=1000435048901\">The Sackler Family<\/a>. They also do all the Edgar Allen Poe tribute\/adaptation\/easter egg stuff really well. By the time they got to the \u201cThe Raven\u201d part, I almost turned to Mal and yelled \u201cHE\u2019S GONNA QUOTH \u2018NEVERMORE!\u2019\u201d<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Simpsons - Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bLiXjaPqSyY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also, the show is a great reminder that Poe was a middling-to-bad poet, and Humbert Humbert is not as smart as he thinks he is. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Classics Watch: <\/strong><em><strong>The Thing<\/strong><\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? I hate to break this to you, but it\u2019s <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/12243\">The Thing<\/a><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a lot of 80s horror I\u2019m shockingly behind on. Given my interests, <em>The Thing <\/em>is probably the most shocking. Kurt Russell is Platonic Young Kurt Russell in this movie, the premise is clean and simple, and John Carpenter rules. If you, like me, have been sleeping on this movie, catch it if you have Peacock. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Oh Damn, Bronny James Can Actually Hoop: <\/strong><em><strong>Possessor <\/strong><\/em><strong>and <\/strong><em><strong>Infinity Pool<\/strong><\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/221002\">Possessor<\/a><em> <\/em>| <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/975290\">Infinity Pool<\/a><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My first experience with Brandon Cronenberg, and I\u2019m going to call him better than Ari Aster. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah, I already don\u2019t like that. I said that to get your attention. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I probably with rewatch <em>Possessor <\/em>and <em>Infinity Pool<\/em> about as much as I will rewatch <em>Midsommar<\/em> (which is probably one day) and more than I will rewatch <em>Hereditary<\/em> (which is probably never). These are weird, disturbing (in a thought-provoking way), ambitious, and highly original movies. Absolutely worth watching. Just, y\u2019know, it\u2019s not <em>Zombieland<\/em> or something. Bill Murray\u2019s not walking through that door, Woody Harrelson\u2019s not walking through that door. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>B-Movie Schlock: <\/strong><em><strong>The Black Demon<\/strong><\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/831413\">The Black Demon<\/a><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Black Demon | Official Trailer | Paramount Movies\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/z1xJAyVKAPY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good God, this movie is perfect. Imagine <em>The Meg<\/em> with Aztec gods and oil industry sycophants getting tortured. So many <em>acting choices<\/em> are made in this movie. It\u2019s not <em>bad<\/em>, it could easily have done quite well on SyFy in the mid-aughts. Also, I\u2019m pretty sure the screenwriter broke into my dreams, because, <em>again<\/em>, it\u2019s about a <em>giant shark<\/em>, <em>vengeful Aztec gods<\/em>, and <em>oilmen getting their comeuppance<\/em>. It\u2019s perfect.  <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Could\u2019ve Been B-Movie Schlock: <\/strong><em><strong>The Clovehitch Killer <\/strong><\/em><strong>and <\/strong><em><strong>The Cursed<\/strong><\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/17042\">The Clovehitch Killer<\/a><em> <\/em>| <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/855404\">The Cursed<\/a><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both of these are on Hulu, and they both have posters and trailers that scream \u201cit\u2019s up to you, dude, these could go either way.\u201d They\u2019re both a hell of a lot of fun, and real actual good movies. A spoiler-free description <em>The Clovehitch Killer<\/em> is \u201ca dormant serial killer returns and rocks the close-knit bonds of a group of boy scouts.\u201d A so-mild-in-fact-this-isn\u2019t-a-spoiler-really description of <em>The Clovehitch Killer <\/em>is *******look away now if you\u2019re gonna freak out*****okay last chance skip to the next paragraph******at the one-hour mark, a teenager confronts his dad about whether or not he\u2019s a serial killer, <em>the question is answered<\/em>, and the movie continues. It rules********** Watch <em>The Clovehitch Killer<\/em>. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Cursed Trailer #1 (2022) | Movieclips Trailers\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xAt7DMP7mWA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you like when movies have things like sets, locations, enough extras to feel like a fleshed-out world, and a strong sense that everyone cares? Do you like horror movies set in the foggy, damp, monster-ridden English moors? <em>Do you like werewolves??!<\/em> Watch <em>The Cursed<\/em>. A really cool thing about this movie is it has a frame narrative that connects thematically, not with the plot. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DON\u2019T TAKE THIS GUY FOR GRANTED: Jordan Peele\u2019s Movies<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Does The Dog Die? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/12803\">Get Out<\/a><em> <\/em>| <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/733808\">Us<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doesthedogdie.com\/media\/877705\">Nope<\/a><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ve rewatched all three since September. They\u2019re so good. My ranking is <em>Get Out<\/em>\/<em>Nope<\/em>\/<em>Us<\/em>, with my \u201cwhich would I rather watch ranking\u201d flipping <em>Get Out <\/em>and <em>Nope<\/em>. So let\u2019s sing the praises of my heavy-scare-quotes least favorite, <em>Us<\/em>. Goddamn, don\u2019t sleep on this movie. Lupita Nyong\u2019o is of course a force, and Evan Alex is incredible. A shoutout, though, to Tim Heidecker, with the funniest line reading in movie history: holding his whiskey glass aloft while sitting in a recliner, tinkling the ice, saying \u201cI\u2019m busy\u201d to his wife, Elizabeth Moss, who has just asked him to check outside because she heard a noise, but Tim Heidecker is busy <em>*whiskey glass clinks*<\/em> and OH NO YOUR WIFE IS DEAD AND YOU AND YOUR KIDS ARE NEXT, DUDE! All-time Dad In Cinema Moment. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Us (2019) - Ophelia, Call the Police Scene (7\/10) | Movieclips\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-uAEWFPmAwU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s it this week, go watch some horror movies. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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