{"id":138250796,"date":"2023-10-27T12:31:28","date_gmt":"2023-10-27T12:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138250796"},"modified":"2023-10-27T12:31:28","modified_gmt":"2023-10-27T12:31:28","slug":"friday-links-get-spooked-get-candy-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138250796","title":{"rendered":"Friday Links: Get Spooked, Get Candy Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;It was a mathematician&#8217;s response. Of course she was correct, but the answer was useless.&#8221; &#8211; Percival Everett, &#8216;Dr. No&#8217;<\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>But first, your weekly <\/em>Vine<em>: Thursday was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/10\/26\/chapter-forty-werelion-of-vine\/\">Chapter 40, \u201cWerelion of Vine.\u201d<\/a> Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/10\/27\/chapter-forty-one-fields\/\">Chapter 41: \u201cFields.\u201d<\/a> We got an another episode of <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/lazyandentitled\/vineradiohour8?si=a440397536d14b73876d93b9092ec08a&amp;utm_source=clipboard&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\">the podcast<\/a> releasing today, and don\u2019t forget to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">sign up for the newsletter<\/a><\/em>. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is there a chill in the air? A masked, coverall-ed figure leering at you from behind a dumpster, or yellow-leafed tree? Oh shit, did a bird come a-tapping, gently rapping on your chamber door while you were thinking of Lenore? Watch out, dude, that avian is gonna quoth at you. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What I\u2019ve Been Reading Lately:<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A while ago, I said that horror doesn\u2019t really stop around these parts, since I\u2019m a horror writer. So while I\u2019ve spent these last weeks <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/some-gratitude-for-spooky-season\">watching a ton of horror movies and becoming a full-on Flanafan<\/a>, this week is not going to be wall-to-wall horror. Good books though! I\u2019m talking, of course, about <em>Who Will Cradle Your Head?<\/em> by Jared Beloff and <em>Dr. No<\/em> by Percival Everett.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/6c299919-9521-4a5f-8a07-b8fdf673a129_4032x3024.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Who Will Cradle Your Head <\/strong><\/em><strong>by Jared Beloff: <\/strong>it\u2019s almost like Jared opened my skull and poked around my brain for subject matter here. There\u2019s climate change anxiety\/hope, there\u2019s fatherhood, there is, perhaps most importantly, a thoughtful Sasquatch. The blurbs describe these poems as \u201ctender,\u201d and there is a tenderness, but there\u2019s also a clear-eyedness to these poems. It\u2019s a great book, one I expect I\u2019ll be returning to. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Dr. No<\/strong><\/em><strong> by Percival Everett: <\/strong>my local bookstore has its horror\/sci-fi\/mystery\/romance section all in the same nook, with sometimes-difficult-to-parse delineation between the sections. I picked up this book not really knowing what to expect besides some play on Bond-style supervillains, which, yep. Not horror at all, but let\u2019s call it a bridge between spooky season and Noirvember. Horrifying ending, though. And man, what a delightfully fun book. Our narrator is a probably-autistic mathematician, an expert on \u201cnothing.\u201d Our supervillain is flamboyant, charming, ostentatious, and righteous in his anger at the U.S. Along the way, we have a brainwashed captive, a one-legged dog, a government agent named Bill Clinton, and all sorts of casual absurdities. Whimsical as this book is, though, it doesn\u2019t get too hung up on its own whimsy. It\u2019s got teeth, too. I couldn\u2019t put it down. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A note on the ending: I had <em>hoped<\/em> something like that might happen, but never in a million years thought. I laughed out loud. Cackled, even. Am I the monster at the end of this book? <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LINKS!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But first, some spooky music? I was <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/some-gratitude-for-spooky-season\">making fun of AFI<\/a> earlier this week, but there\u2019s one AFI song I to-this-day love. It is the third track of their <em>All Hallow\u2019s<\/em> EP, a four-track reminder for early 2000s goths that 1) Halloween was one time called \u201cAll Hallow\u2019s Eve\u201d and 2) the Misfits were a band that existed. KaZaA\u2014an early 2000s mp3 file exchange program that was like Pandora or shuffle mode on Spotify\/Apple Music, except waaayyyy more likely to lead to some strange, dark corner\u2014led me to randomly download this one, and what a track. It\u2019s one of those where the bass and guitar really harmonize well with each other, even if they\u2019re playing simple stuff. Plus the jack-o-lantern-headed scarecorew on this YouTube visualizer moves!<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"AFI - The Boy Who Destroyed The World (Animated Art)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vsFleLGbcEo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p><a href=\"https:\/\/blockclubchicago.org\/2023\/10\/23\/the-fall-of-the-house-of-schuttler-a-haunted-west-side-mansion-a-family-curse-and-a-chicago-legacy\/\">Linze Rice in <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/blockclubchicago.org\/2023\/10\/23\/the-fall-of-the-house-of-schuttler-a-haunted-west-side-mansion-a-family-curse-and-a-chicago-legacy\/\">Block Club<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/blockclubchicago.org\/2023\/10\/23\/the-fall-of-the-house-of-schuttler-a-haunted-west-side-mansion-a-family-curse-and-a-chicago-legacy\/\"> on the haunted mansion of the West Loop, the Schuttler House<\/a>. A house inspired by the governor\u2019s mansion, built by a wagonmaker who covered the walls in single dollar bills, an audacious display of opulence in a neighborhood of otherwise impoverished people. Get some haunted Chicago history this Halloween weekend. It\u2019s wild, as much Chicago history as I read (more than most but not as much as some), how I\u2019ve never heard of the Schuttler family. Always something new to learn about this city. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Speaking of Chicago being a big place, I hadn\u2019t heard of <a href=\"https:\/\/routinefuss.bandcamp.com\/album\/i-never-want-to-be-left-alone\">Routine Fuss<\/a> before last week, but have been thoroughly enjoying this punk\/midwest emo record, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/routinefuss.bandcamp.com\/album\/i-never-want-to-be-left-alone\">I (never) want to be left alone<\/a><\/em>. Kinda scratches my dormant Manchester Orchestra itch (minus screaming), with a real \u201coh yeah this is nice\u201d guitar tone. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Jesus said a prophet will never have honor in their hometown, but who cares about that when you can read <a href=\"https:\/\/splitlipthemag.com\/flash\/0421\/richard-mirabella?utm_source=substack&amp;utm_medium=email\">\u201cLeavittown\u201d by Richard Mirabella in <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/splitlipthemag.com\/flash\/0421\/richard-mirabella?utm_source=substack&amp;utm_medium=email\">Split Lip<\/a><\/em>? Can you go home again? Probably not to a suburb. Jesus never considered the suburbs, that\u2019s why he thought humanity could be saved. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Not to hard pivot into wrenching, but <a href=\"https:\/\/lithub.com\/read-the-last-words-of-writer-heba-abu-nada-who-was-killed-last-week-by-an-israeli-airstrike\/\">Dan Sheehan over at <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/lithub.com\/read-the-last-words-of-writer-heba-abu-nada-who-was-killed-last-week-by-an-israeli-airstrike\/\">LitHub<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/lithub.com\/read-the-last-words-of-writer-heba-abu-nada-who-was-killed-last-week-by-an-israeli-airstrike\/\"> chronicles the last words of Palestinian novelist, poet, and educator Heba Abu Nada<\/a>, killed in her home by an Israeli airstrike. \u201cWe find ourselves in an indescribable state of bliss amidst the chaos\u2026\u201d it begins. How often what\u2019s happening personally gets horrifically interrupted by what\u2019s happening politically. RIP Heba. <\/p><\/li><li><p>We end with one of the funnier things we have to say each year: no one is putting drugs in your kids\u2019 Halloween candy. Drugs are expensive, and people aren\u2019t that twisted. Here\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/slate.com\/technology\/2019\/10\/halloween-candy-weed-risk-not-real-expensive.html\">a <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/slate.com\/technology\/2019\/10\/halloween-candy-weed-risk-not-real-expensive.html\">Slate<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/slate.com\/technology\/2019\/10\/halloween-candy-weed-risk-not-real-expensive.html\"> article from 2019, from Jane C. Hu<\/a>. Show it to your stupidest neighbors and relatives, maybe it\u2019ll stick this time. <\/p><\/li><\/ul><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What\u2019re you still doing here? Go read <em>Vine<\/em>!<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/15580cb7-fb76-4736-bb65-e084e1dd4cd1_947x1280.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you\u2019re in the service industry, may you clean up in tips this weekend. And may you eat the exact right amount of candy, the amount you want, without getting sick. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also don\u2019t worry about that howling off in the distance, it\u2019s fine.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris <\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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