{"id":138667498,"date":"2023-11-08T13:30:28","date_gmt":"2023-11-08T13:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138667498"},"modified":"2023-11-08T13:30:28","modified_gmt":"2023-11-08T13:30:28","slug":"the-writer-as-paleontologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138667498","title":{"rendered":"The Writer As Paleontologist"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;I went back to the office and sat in my swivel chair and tried to catch up on my foot-dangling.&#8221; &#8211; Raymond Chandler, &#8216;The Big Sleep&#8217;<\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>But first, your weekly <\/em>Vine<em>: Monday was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/11\/06\/chapter-forty-seven-correspondence-with-the-dead-part-two\/\">Chapter 47: \u201cCorrespondence With The Dead Part Two.\u201d<\/a> Tuesday was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/11\/07\/chapter-forty-eight-end-of-the-line-western-jefferson-line\/\">Chapter 48: \u201cEnd Of The Line, Western Jefferson Line.\u201d<\/a><\/em> <em>Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/11\/08\/chapter-forty-nine-correspondence-with-the-dead-part-three\/\">Chapter 49: \u201cCorrespondence With The Dead Part Three.\u201d<\/a> This week wraps up the 1980s, a pivotal time in the town of Vine. Listening to <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/lazyandentitled\">the podcast<\/a> is a quick way to catch up if you\u2019re behind, and don\u2019t forget to sign up for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">the weekly newsletter<\/a>!<\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s worthwhile to show humility before your work. Maybe this is what all those invocations to The Muse were about. I\u2019ve said before I believe all the novels\/stories\/poems\/albums I am ever going to write already exist out there in the aether, waiting to be uncovered. When I die, my bibliography\/discography will be a record of what I went out and found, polished up, and presented. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/de132750-5c42-4a38-9348-59ad18f91cce_960x540.jpeg\" alt=\"Jurassic Park\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If \u201cthe aether\u201d is too ethereal or makes you think of a <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VmU2QUUdNEw\">Thor<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VmU2QUUdNEw\"> you wish you\u2019d forgotten<\/a>, think of it as like digging for fossils. You spend hours brushing dirt off a bone, thinking it\u2019s a Stegosaurus arm. You\u2019re careful, you\u2019re meticulous, and each brush of dirt and rock and debris reveals more and more pure, good Stegosaurus arm. You finally get the thing out of the ground, show it to your faithful Laura Dern, and she says \u201coh rad, a Parasaurolophus ankle!\u201d Quickly recovering\u2014can\u2019t have Laura Dern thinking you\u2019re stupid\u2014you say \u201cit sure is!\u201d Then you take it to DNA sequencing, and DNA sequencing says \u201ccongrats on your ankylosaurus spine!\u201d Eventually, you get a novel. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A Note On Non-Empiricism<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/36407ff8-a477-479c-b0f6-9a5ca0ba1554_2740x3809.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At heart, I\u2019m too Protestant-to-the-core to be 100% serious on this wuwu stuff. At the same time, I\u2019m not so dismissive of the unseen or unexplainable. I\u2019ll never mess with a Ouija board because I like thinking it <em>could<\/em> summon a ghost, without finding out. Life is a lot like magic realism: the empirical explanation might make the most sense, but don\u2019t discount what you don\u2019t understand. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Regardless, to pre-empt lawyers and end-copyright weirdos: you, the artist, are the creator of your art. It\u2019s your brain doing the work. Take pride in yourself. All I\u2019m saying is that shifting my own thinking from a kind of authoritarian, God-like perception of myself as <em>The Author<\/em> and to a more serve-at-the-pleasure-of-the-text model has taken <em>a lot<\/em> of pressure off of editing.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Muppet Christmas Carol Omniscient Storyteller clip\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mYIFOxPCkf4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Dino DNA<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remember the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bone_Wars\">Bone Wars<\/a>? It was back in the early years of Paleontology. Two feuding jagoffs, Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh, were in a competition to see who could dig up the most dino bones and discover the most dino species. They\u2019d go to great lengths to sabotage dig sites or each other, even blowing up some sites (and the bones included therein). They\u2019d also dig up a skeleton, slap whatever skull they wanted to on top, and call it a new find. In literary terms, it\u2019d sorta be like if L. Ron Hubbard and Dilbert Guy had a competition to out-publish the other, and there was also dynamite involved. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/d15e4609-cfc4-4a43-9f8b-880058ec9920_400x237.jpeg\" alt=\"A 'dyn-o-mite' night with Jimmie Walker\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I bring up these two dino-doofuses because the \u201cslap on a skull on whatever skeleton and call it a new dinosaur\u201d thing happens a lot with writing. You think you\u2019re writing a novella, turns out it\u2019s a flash fiction. You start writing a sestina, but realize you mean to write a sonnet. You think you\u2019re writing a spy movie, but then <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/5-classic-films-that-were-garbage-before-studios-intervened\">William Goldman tells you to cut that shit out, and you get <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/5-classic-films-that-were-garbage-before-studios-intervened\">Good Will Hunting<\/a><\/em>. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s disheartening to edit a <em>whole novel<\/em> down to, like a 2,500 word short story. It\u2019s disheartening to write a what you think is a great short story, only to be told \u201cnot enough here, turn this into a novella.\u201d But you need to make sure the skull matches the skeleton. Think of those big edits as less \u201cmore work I have to do\u201d and more \u201cI need to <em>get to know<\/em> this work better, the work has not fully revealed itself yet.\u201d<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A Personal Example<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let\u2019s talk about my novel, which is a weird thing because it\u2019s not finished yet, much less <em>out<\/em> and <em>available for you to read<\/em>. I\u2019ve been struggling with it for over a decade now, partially for personal reasons that are another column, and partially because I\u2019ve had trouble finding the right skull for its skeleton. When I started it, the vision was kind of a <em>Jesus\u2019 Son<\/em>-meets-<em>The Office (US)<\/em> thing, straightforward prose, first-person present tense, that \u201cvoice of a guy telling you stories at a bar\u201d that young white men love to write in. Even at 23, I knew I was in hack territory. I outlined it, though, wrote (most) of it. Then I left that notebook on a Southwest flight, repeated the process (somehow less successfully), slipped further into burnout, and oh yeah that was gonna be another column. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/cd11695e-9f93-4891-a7e3-d017f9956a46_600x600.jpeg\" alt=\"File:Manu Gin\u00f3bili cropped.jpg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During one of these drafts, I played around and added a second narrator. That felt right. I played around and opened a chapter with a poem. Then I kept writing poems, because that felt right. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Always wanted to do a novel in verse<\/em>, I thought. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then, summer 2022, I sat down and filled a notebook with a draft of the novel. In verse. Somehow, it felt like I\u2019d never bothered to ask this novel what its favorite color was, and now I knew it was powder blue. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The text had gone from two narrators to five. I put it away, feeling better than I ever had. Time for it to marinade. About three months later, it hit me: five narrators wasn\u2019t right. Too much. I was grateful for what those characters had revealed about themselves to me, but not all them are gonna get first-person chapters. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/cb052ad6-8390-4340-8af0-057ca5ebe759_223x250.jpeg\" alt=\"File:Jordan Lipofsky.jpg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Currently, I\u2019m in the process of excavating what I think is the right skeleton with the right skull: two narrators, novel-in-verse. This is absolutely better than I\u2019ve ever felt about the project, I know the characters better, I understand the stakes more clearly. I even feel better than when I had the initial spark of an idea for the project. This is what is meant, I think, when we say \u201can idea in fiction is nothing, it\u2019s all about execution.\u201d That idea was a cool idea, fun to think about for an afternoon. This would\u2019ve been back when I was working on the boat, so picture a really irritating version of me, age 23, probably at the Billy Goat Tavern, crumpled cheeseburger wrapper and whiskey neat next to a Moleskine notebook. Isn\u2019t it so much better that <em>that<\/em> version of me isn\u2019t putting the finishing touches on this draft? No wonder these characters were initially cagey towards me. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Benefits Of This Approach<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m not saying <em>you<\/em> should take 12 years with your next novel, for the record. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For me, this change in approach morphs the Inner Voice Of Doubt from \u201cI\u2019m not good enough, I can\u2019t write,\u201d to \u201cI have not spent enough time letting this piece reveal itself to me.\u201d Revision, or hell, even <em>re-reading what I wrote the day before<\/em> used to be impossible to me. This is not a new feeling for writers, of course. It was completely debilitating for me, though\u2014the self-doubt and self-loathing and John-Malkovich-in-<em>Whiplash<\/em>-style dressing-down I would give myself, dudes. I didn\u2019t even <em>see Whiplash<\/em> and that\u2019s how bad my inner editor was. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Whiplash (as reviewed by a jazz musician)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SFYBVGdB7MU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you think of the text as its own entity, something you are in partnership with, something you can understand more deeply as your relationship with it grows\u2014suddenly, all that bad writing (all those uses of \u2018suddenly?\u2019) feels like a misunderstanding. A cute little mix-up between you and your WIP, a stumbling block on your way to <s>wedding<\/s> publication day, rather than a \u201ccomplete indictment on your career choice and a referendum on whether or not you were ever talented at all.\u201d Aw, hell. Try it for yourself, let me know what you think. What the hell do I know, though.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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