{"id":138968469,"date":"2023-11-24T13:30:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T13:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138968469"},"modified":"2023-11-24T13:30:27","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T13:30:27","slug":"friday-links-hell-is-for-christopher-columbus-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=138968469","title":{"rendered":"Friday Links: Hell Is For Christopher Columbus Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u201cWhat was &#8216;walking on water,&#8217; if it wasn\u2019t Bible talk for surfing?\u201d &#8211; Thomas Pynchon, &#8216;Inherent Vice&#8217;<\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>But first, your weekly <\/em>Vine<em>: plagues week rages on! Thursday was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/11\/23\/chapter-sixty-the-plague-of-skinks\/\">Chapter 60: \u201cThe Plague of Skinks.\u201d<\/a> Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/2023\/11\/24\/chapter-sixty-one-the-plague-of-darkness\/\">Chapter 61: \u201cThe Plague of Darkness.\u201d<\/a> The <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/lazyandentitled\/vineradiohour12?si=65e85d3a3bfa445eaeed77b644e8de30&amp;utm_source=clipboard&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\">podcast continues in the face of pestilence<\/a>! Next week is the last week of Vine\u2014more plagues coming\u2014so catch up while you can!<\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Holidays mean everything and nothing to me. I am grateful for the any excuse to get together with my loved ones and eat a ton of good food, but I feel weird logging on to the internet to say I\u2019m excited about Thanksgiving. We must reflect, though\u2014be grateful for our loved ones, and remember the narrative of this holiday is bullshit. This Thanksgiving, work to kill the colonizer in your head. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What I\u2019ve Been Reading This Week:<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noir week is moving out of the 1930s-40s and into territory I, a person who unashamed claims <em>The Big Lebowski<\/em> as his favorite movie, am thrilled about. But this isn\u2019t hippies in the 90s wandering aimlessly through speeches about Kuwait. No, we\u2019re going to the belly of the beast\u2014a post-Charles Manson, Nixon-in-office, <em>Knicks-winning-championships<\/em> dark era for the United States. Do drugs and get paranoid, this week, we\u2019re reading <em>Inherent Vice<\/em> by Thomas Pynchon. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/e4259d2e-5a6d-4b04-9178-86005d81bae9.heic\" alt=\"book: 'Inherent Vice' by Thomas Pynchon\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ve never read Pynchon before\u2014I\u2019ve got <em>Crying Of Lot 49 <\/em>on the shelf, please don\u2019t recommend me Pynchon\u2014but man I really enjoyed this novel. Do I want more Pynchon or do I want more paranoid stoner narrators? It\u2019s such a tricky narrator to pull off. This book should be read in a group or class\u2014I know the analysis I can provide zipping through this thing during Thanksgiving break is going to be shallow. You\u2019re not quite sure what\u2019s going on, and you\u2019re not quite sure it matters. It\u2019s a lot like Chandler that way, except Doc Sportello is having acid flashbacks on top of daily marijuana use on top of untreated concussion symptoms on top of\u2014and this becomes important when Doc eats a whole chocolate cream pie for the dinner\u2014<em>the diet of the 70s<\/em>. It\u2019s not Sam Spade eating pickled pigs feet with a police detective, though, so maybe things do improve through the generations. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The book made me laugh a good deal. It\u2019s also got loads and loads of very descriptive sex in it, so maybe I\u2019m not recommending for my parents\u2019 book club. But I love it for L.A. reasons, especially L.A. in the 70s reasons, and the breezy, unreliable, and confused journey the narration takes you on. I read fast and didn\u2019t think about it much, and it feels like I missed out, but also feels like that\u2019s what the book wanted me to do. Also, totally killer last line. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LINKS!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something to listen to? I made a mistake for the last five years and forgot Minus The Bear existed. My favorite track of theirs is \u201cSecret Country,\u201d which might be a weird choice, but whatever. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Secret Country\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7qODztY8bxI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p>Hey, the humbly gorgeous lit mag I work for got ranked somewhere! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.brechtdepoortere.com\/rankings?fbclid=IwAR3Jin7Nrkmhd7r4rMZXajX3YNbHZWj78oBJ0pj1aW_YZGIasDlYfKGGhYs\">Bretch de Poorere has <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brechtdepoortere.com\/rankings?fbclid=IwAR3Jin7Nrkmhd7r4rMZXajX3YNbHZWj78oBJ0pj1aW_YZGIasDlYfKGGhYs\">Cotton Xenomorph<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brechtdepoortere.com\/rankings?fbclid=IwAR3Jin7Nrkmhd7r4rMZXajX3YNbHZWj78oBJ0pj1aW_YZGIasDlYfKGGhYs\"> #257 out of 1000<\/a>, which honestly\u2014rips. I mean, I think ranking anything in art is inherently about as serious as promises made at last call. But we\u2019re all floating in an attenion economy ocean, doing our best, and it\u2019s nice to be noticed as one of the octopi. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Apparently, <a href=\"https:\/\/nashvilletennessean-tn.newsmemory.com\/?publink=11cea9c8d_134ad91\">my beloved hometown of Murfreesboro ranks high among the most haunted places in Tennessee<\/a>. Now see, <em>this <\/em>is a ranking I could\u2019ve used. I just spent two-plus years writing a horror novel and set it in <em>East Tennessee<\/em>, thinking the mystical magic of the mountains a more appropriate setting for witches and demons and shapeshifters than the humble rolling hills of Middle Tennessee. Well. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Always love to link to <em>The Daily Zeitgeist<\/em> when <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/gb\/podcast\/american-colonialism-a-shockingly-modern-story-11-21-23\/id1289384685?i=1000635535926\">X\u2019unei Lance Twitchell, Professor of Alaska Native Languages at University of Alaska Southeast, is on<\/a>. He\u2019s such a sharp guest, and every time he\u2019s on, I feel like I see the world a little bit differently. Last time he was a guest, X\u2019unei turned me on to trying to move away from \u201cwestern\/indigenous\u201d terminology in favor of \u201ccolonizer\/anti-colonial,\u201d because those terms more accurately reflect attitudes and practices. This time\u2014and I put this here mainly for my parents\/aunt and former pastor\u2014X\u2019unei talks about a Presbyterian Church-sponsored boarding school (not great!) where, decades later, the Church actually came out, issued a public apology for their role in colonialism, and pledged something like $1 million to the community there. See, acknowledging wrongdoing and doing the bare minimum isn\u2019t so hard!<\/p><\/li><li><p>Apparently, we have to re-litigate this: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/how-90s-pop-band-secretly-sold-nazism-to-america\">Ace of Base is a Nazi band<\/a>. Their founder, Ulf Ekberg, got his start in Nazi punk bands. \u201cI Saw The Sign\u201d is about getting redpilled. \u201cAll That She Wants\u201d is about a welfare queen, that pesky myth. Ace of Base are Nazis. Shoutout to <span class=\"mention-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Adam Tod Brown&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:18947399,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;user&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/e998f5f3-a001-49f0-9e9f-0b467ad4dce9_512x512.jpeg&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;9bc88476-9bad-4cc6-88b3-983ff0ec463e&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"MentionToDOM\"\/> for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/how-90s-pop-band-secretly-sold-nazism-to-america\">pointing this out originally, at <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/how-90s-pop-band-secretly-sold-nazism-to-america\">Cracked<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/blog\/how-90s-pop-band-secretly-sold-nazism-to-america\">.<\/a><\/p><\/li><li><p>Finally, more to add to the ol\u2019 TBR list: <a href=\"https:\/\/shepherd.com\/best-books\/indigenous-futurism\">E.G. Cond\u00e9 over at <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/shepherd.com\/best-books\/indigenous-futurism\">Shepherd <\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/shepherd.com\/best-books\/indigenous-futurism\">on the five best Indigenous futurism books<\/a>. Got some anthologies, got a novella, even got a graphic novel! Christmas is coming up, buy your loved ones books. <\/p><\/li><\/ul><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s it for this week. What\u2019re you still doing here? Go read <em>Vine<\/em>! It\u2019s almost over!<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/1603b25f-ce7e-42e9-875c-fc9ea89d3690_947x1280.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you\u2019re in the service industry, I wish you the wittiness of Doc Sportello if you need to tell off a customer. Also, may you clean up in tips this weekend. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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