{"id":139200582,"date":"2023-12-08T13:30:27","date_gmt":"2023-12-08T13:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=139200582"},"modified":"2023-12-08T13:30:27","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T13:30:27","slug":"friday-links-i-got-a-poem-published-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=139200582","title":{"rendered":"Friday Links: I Got A Poem Published Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;How much longer am I going to do this? I don&#8217;t know. I *love* it, you see.&#8221; &#8211; Anthony Bourdain, &#8216;Kitchen Confidential&#8217;<\/h2><p><em>But first, your reminder that <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">Vine<\/a><em> is finished! But <a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/stories\/\">still exists<\/a>! Even <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/lazyandentitled\">in audiobook form<\/a>! Read it if you haven\u2019t! <\/em><\/p><p>Did you know that there are a lot of good books? Like mountains of truly excellent writing? Noirvember technically ended day <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-boxing-edition\">before last week\u2019s boxing<\/a>, and I had <em>one<\/em> <em>more <\/em>detective novel that was going to bridge into a sci-fi novel by the same author. Life got in the way, and both of those had to wait. Instead, I finished something I deeply love, something that I\u2019d spent a month or so reading chapters on the sly for WIP writing inspiration. So Noirvember gets a two-week extension. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/42999299-7d4d-44db-9645-ae6d67b7b873_306x313.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p><strong>What I\u2019ve Been Reading This Week: <\/strong><\/p><p>Is this book noir? Would this count for <em>Noirvember<\/em>? Of course it does. If boxing is \u201cthe red light district of sports,\u201d as <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-boxing-edition\">Joyce Carol Oates quoted someone as putting it<\/a>, restaurant work is the red light district of work. If that metaphor actually works, idk. Anyway, knowing the author\u2019s irrepressible nerdiness for all things hardboiled, he\u2019d appreciate being included in Noirvember. I\u2019m talking, of course, about <em>Kitchen Confidential<\/em> by Anthony Bourdain. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/f7105c61-5f80-4a53-b568-3a61a0901f4b.heic\" alt=\"book: 'Kitchen Confidential' by Anthony Bourdain\"\/><\/figure><p>Let\u2019s start with what I love about this book: this is a capital-R-W Romantic Writer who is passionately devoted to their work. I love reading someone passionate about their work. Especially when their work is food, a thing I am also passionate about, but in a home cook, at-my-happiest-throwing-a-cookout kind of way. Do not doubt Bourdain\u2019s writing, either: his prose absolutely sings, it\u2019s somehow breezy and maximalist at the same time. I also think Bourdain and I are the same type of nerd. Just as Tony thinks it\u2019s cool to do whole TV episodes as homages to movies he likes, so to do I have an affinity for punk rock and street food. <\/p><p>Regarding the more unpleasant aspects of this <em>very<\/em> turn-of-the-century memoir: well, yeah. Reading this book in a post-Trump, post-COVID world is jarring. Bourdain said later in life\u2014especially as he was leaning hard into #MeToo crusading\u2014that he regretted huge chunks of this book, especially glorifying the sexism and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Donald_Trump_Access_Hollywood_tape\">locker room talk<\/a>\u201d of kitchens. I don\u2019t know if he ever spoke on the glorification of 80-hour work days and demonization of calling in sick (I should say here I haven\u2019t read any of his other books, though you know I will). Personally, I read <em>Kitchen Confidential<\/em> in 2010 and didn\u2019t bat enough of an eye. Luckily, I\u2019m a different person than I was in 2010\u2014similarly strong opinions, but less interested in fighting about them. Hard-edged Bourdain is fun, but I\u2019m glad he evolved. By extension, I\u2019m glad the world\u2019s a different place now. In our public discussions of both sexism and labor rights. <\/p><p><strong>LINKS!<\/strong><\/p><p>Something to listen to? How bout this delightfully endearing video of the suburbs, \u201cReal Nice Moment\u201d by KNOWER. Everything is produced by Louis Cole, of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=c2iw7YskTDg\">Thundercat\u2019s \u201cI Love Louis Cole\u201d<\/a> fame. I might love Louis Cole, too, I don\u2019t know, haven\u2019t done enough research. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Real Nice Moment - KNOWER\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ls17vqcH-Xw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p>First up, a bit of selfishness (don\u2019t worry, I promise we get to really exciting stuff in a minute): <a href=\"https:\/\/kickingyourass.org\/issue-no-1\/\">I got a poem published!<\/a> My dear friend Adrian Sobol is the editor-in-chief of <em>kicking your ass<\/em>, a new litmag\/literary beatdown\/literary complaint department. Adrian was nice enough to not only to publish <a href=\"https:\/\/kickingyourass.org\/issue-no-1\/\">an excerpt from my long poem \u201cyou will be more safe not in this place,\u201d<\/a> but interview me as well. <\/p><\/li><li><p>When I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/non-fiction\/azimuth\/editorials\/storytelling-is-part-of-the-heart-of-the-caribbean-soul\/\">Suzan Palumbo had put together a Caribbean speculative fiction issue of <\/a><em><a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/non-fiction\/azimuth\/editorials\/storytelling-is-part-of-the-heart-of-the-caribbean-soul\/\">Strange Horizons<\/a><\/em>, I couldn\u2019t wait to dive in. Life, of course, conspired against me, but here we are a little over a month later. <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-you-want-triples-of\">Previous Shipwrecked Sailor Read O\u2019 The Week Brandon O\u2019Brien<\/a> is here, with a title guaranteed to hook me in: <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/poetry\/the-creature-from-the-black-lagoon-is-your-father\/\">\u201cThe Creature From The Black Lagoon Is Your Father.\u201d<\/a> Always suspected as much. <\/p><\/li><li><p>From that same issue, here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/poetry\/sonnet-for-birds\/\">Nadine Tomlinson\u2019s \u201cSonnet For Birds.\u201d<\/a> A sonnet? And it\u2019s for birds? And it features a hard-headed child not listening to the admonishments of their parents? Practically my diary. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Let\u2019s move to short stories, here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/fiction\/i-attack-the-queen\/\">\u201cI Attack The Queen!\u201d by Sarah Ramdawar<\/a>. Voicy flash, a punchy and irreverent dressing-down of a useless colonial figurehead. Who might have been an alien? Love it. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Okay okay okay you want something pretty magical? Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/fiction\/brincando-charcos-jumping-puddles\/\">\u201cBrincando Charcos (Jumping Puddles)\u201d by Ben Francisco<\/a>. A choice quote, about the nerfarious men in blue: \u201cThey chase us because we didn\u2019t just lie down and surrender when they first came. Because no matter what they do, we keep on existing.\u201d Stencil it above my desk. <\/p><\/li><li><p>One more poem from <em>Strange Horizons<\/em>, here\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/poetry\/manman-ak-pitit\/\">\u201cManman Ak Pitit\u201d by Rachelle Saint Louis<\/a>. This one grabbed me by the throat in the first stanza and didn\u2019t let go until I too was ready to weep in the arms of my mother. <\/p><\/li><\/ul><p>What\u2019re you still doing here? Go read <em>Vine<\/em>! I mean, there aren\u2019t any new chapters or anything, just, you know, if you haven\u2019t yet. Also after you read my poem in <em>kicking your ass<\/em>. Also after you read the other stuff I linked to up there. Listen, I\u2019m just reminding you <em>Vine <\/em>still exists. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/5cf1eb1a-2401-49e6-8966-1a3cd9a5e10f_947x1280.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p>If you work in the service industry, may your ass not be too kicked. In fact, maybe consider writing some poems for <em>kicking your ass<\/em>. What\u2019s that quote from <em>Working<\/em>? Something about laboring with your hands being as noble as laboring with your mind? Eh, I\u2019ll look it up later. May you clean up in tips this weekend. <\/p><p>Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p>Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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