{"id":139650389,"date":"2023-12-13T13:30:58","date_gmt":"2023-12-13T13:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=139650389"},"modified":"2023-12-13T13:30:58","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T13:30:58","slug":"nba-highlights-as-writing-exercises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=139650389","title":{"rendered":"NBA Highlights As Writing Exercises"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;Board Man gets paid&#8221; &#8211; Kawhi Leonard, to teammate, San Diego State University practice<\/h2><p>It\u2019s not yet my time off, but I am finishing up a project and 1) anxious to be done with it (for a while), therefore making it difficult to finish and 2) of course looking for ways to get my brain ready for what I start in the new year. In this mode, I am thinking about exercises. <\/p><p>Recently, we here at Shipwrecked Sailor (a division of <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/presenting-lazy-and-entitled\">Lazy &amp; Entitled Productions<\/a>) made fun of <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/the-nba-big-is-dead-long-live-the\">the Mikan Drill<\/a>, a basketball shooting exercise in which you stand under the hoop alternating right- and left-hand layups. Even though George Mikan\u2014a white guy who won a bunch of NBA championships back when there was an unofficial \u201cno more than two Black people per team\u201d and most humans didn\u2019t grow to seven feet tall and also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.netsdaily.com\/2022\/1\/11\/22879029\/kareems-oftold-tale-of-how-he-almost-became-a-new-york-net-still-stings\">could\u2019ve gotten Kareem to join the ABA but he forgot to hand him a check<\/a>\u2014is a hilarious figure, the Mikan Drill is pretty foundational. <em>I <\/em>warm up with the Mikan Drill. <\/p><p>Sometimes. <\/p><p>Idk, not much. <\/p><p>Life is short, shoot threes. <\/p><p>Anyway, I was going to make this post like five YouTube videos of basketball drills and try to come up with writing exercises. Then I thought: <em>I do not want to comb YouTube for basketball drills. Anyone reading this blog will not want to watch drills<\/em>. <\/p><p>But who doesn\u2019t like highlights, right?<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/a3aaeb91-25e6-4ffc-bb24-ef768ea2c8d4_539x599.jpeg\" alt=\"File:Julius Erving Nets (3).jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p><strong>First, For A Reminder of What We Do To The Blank Page, Here\u2019s Scottie Pippen Dunking Over Patrick Ewing<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Scottie Pippen dunks on Patrick Ewing, then taunts Spike Lee | ESPN Archives\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xtOUpybXmzo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>The blank page is a lot of things. \u201cFull of possibilities.\u201d \u201cDaunting.\u201d \u201cTerror-inspiring.\u201d \u201cSomething to be conquered.\u201d All of those phrases also apply to Patrick Ewing in the 90s. <\/p><p>Another phrase applies to both Patrick Ewing in the 90s and the blank page: \u201cdoes not get to win.\u201d<\/p><p><strong>Nikola Joki\u0107 Reminds Us To Be Irreproducible  <\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Nikola Joki\u0107 Passes, But They Keep Getting More Ridiculous\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WetOYfJ1fGM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Nikola Joki\u0107 does a lot of things well on basketball court. He shoots from everywhere, he can dribble, post-up, and he\u2019s real good at being tall. His greatest skill, though, is passing. Not just passing, but passing in ways that break defender\u2019s brains, passing in ways that open opportunities for teammates that wouldn\u2019t otherwise be there, and passing in ways that only he can do or see. No one else is seeing those angles, has that touch with the ball. Joki\u0107 affects games in ways <em>specific<\/em> <em>to him<\/em>. <\/p><p><strong>Exercise Two: <\/strong>I\u2019m wary of saying \u201cedit a piece to be weirder for weird\u2019s sake.\u201d Bob and I talked about how frustrating \u201cweird for weird\u2019s sake\u201d is to both read and get as a critique on a recent <em>The Line Break<\/em>, listen to each one we recorded in 2023 to find out which. That said, take a piece you\u2019ve drafted and get into it with Dutch angle goggles on. Verb some nouns, throw in a curveball simile, add a digression that seems unrelated but deepens the meaning when you think about it. The machines\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/defector.com\/scorn-illustrated\">or at least the idiots behind them who think the rest of us don\u2019t matter<\/a>\u2014are coming for this craft we love. Make your words unmistakably your own. <\/p><p><strong>DeMar DeRozan Reminds Us That Whatever We Add, Don\u2019t Throw Out What Works<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"DeMar DeRozan Joins Michael Jordan In Bulls Franchise History! \ud83d\udc40 | December 11, 2023\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cRnEQFh1J0c?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>DeMar DeRozan is a throwback. His bread and butter lies in the midrange, shooting low efficiency shots from 12-18 feet. This kind of play has been all but banished as NBA basketball has collectively realized that 3&gt;2 in the last decade or so. During DeRozan\u2019s last season in Toronto, 2017-18, he took a career-high 3.7 threes per game. During his time in San Antonio, he was asked to run point a lot. The Bulls have finally allowed DeMar to be himself: midrange maestro, lethal closer, extremely cool. But you can tell he\u2019s added stuff to his game\u2014he\u2019s taken 2 threes per game in Chicago, and the above video shows him becoming the only Bull besides Michael Jordan to post a 40-point, 10-assist game. <\/p><p><strong>Exercise Three: <\/strong>take something you do really well\u2014descriptions, dialogue, action\u2014and right a page of it. Allow yourself to indulge your basest, easiest writing tendencies. Lay out on the page in a way that you\u2019d be embarrassed if someone walked in. Let\u2019s say you\u2019re good at descriptions, write a whole goddamn page of scenery. Now take something you\u2019re not as confident in\u2014let\u2019s say dialogue\u2014and write a whole page of that. What felt different writing each of them? Done separately and starkly like that, do they end up informing each other? Can you mash them together into a coherent story? <\/p><p><strong>Let Victor Wembanyama and Chet Holmgren Allow You To Imagine Bigger Than You Think Possible<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Victor Wembanyama vs Chet Holmgren FIRST EVER DUEL \ud83d\udd25 Full Highlights\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ldFWgOseXuQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Here are two seven footers (7\u20193\u201d for Wemby, 7\u20191\u201d for Chet) who have guard skills. They\u2019re spry, they can shoot and dribble, they make defensive recoveries you wouldn\u2019t think possible. More immediately obvious than that, their legs look like they shouldn\u2019t be able to hold their bodies up. <\/p><p><strong>Exercise Four: <\/strong>Try something with form that doesn\u2019t seem possible. I didn\u2019t know novels in verse were possible until I read Anne Carson in undergrad, and didn\u2019t know novels in verse (non-Anne Carson division) were possible until <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-so-many-people-i-like\">I read Melissa Lozada-Oliva<\/a>. I didn\u2019t know stories could be crossword puzzles until I read <a href=\"https:\/\/jellyfishreview.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/13\/vagabond-mannequin-by-k-b-carle\/\">\u201cVagabond Mannequin\u201d by K.B. Carle<\/a>, I didn\u2019t know poems could be bingo cards until I read <a href=\"https:\/\/therumpus.net\/2022\/06\/02\/sunday-rumpus-poetry-three-poems-by-fatimah-asghar\/\">\u201cMicroaggression Bingo\u201d by Fatima Ashgar<\/a>, and I didn\u2019t know stories could be instruction manuals until I read <a href=\"https:\/\/winningwriters.com\/past-winning-entries\/soft-n-sheepish-no-more-lyes-conditioning-creme-relaxer-system\">\u201cSoft n\u2019 Sheepish: No-More-Lyes Conditioning Cr\u00e8me Relaxer System\u201d by Tara Campbell<\/a>, and I didn\u2019t know most of those stories until I took <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-i-am-in-the-best-mood\">Mac Crane\u2019s<\/a> Tin House workshop on experimental fiction, so shoutout to them. Try something that seems nuts, see how it goes. <\/p><p><strong>Kawhi Leonard\u2019s Miracle Shot Reminds Us Rejection Is Sometimes About Luck<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/youtu.be\/ChT3ewZXTfM\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Look how many times that ball bounced around the rim! That decided a <em>playoff series<\/em>. So many legacies are (potentially) different with the smallest change in the air. This is your reminder, you writers, that rejections are a part of the game, but they shouldn\u2019t be tied with too much finality. Take it from a reader at a lit mag: sometimes it\u2019s not your piece, it\u2019s the audience. Maybe whomever is reading your submission had a bad day, or simply likes a different writing style. I\u2019m much more likely to accept something that sounds Aimee Bender-influenced than something that sounds, say, Chuck Palahniuk-influenced. Nothing against Chuckie P, I like a few of his books, but his style wore on me before I turned 21. Other people feel differently\u2014other people who also work at lit mags! Don\u2019t be afraid of submitting your work just because of one or two rejections. There are stories everywhere of people, famous people, getting rejected like 30 times or whatever. The homie <span class=\"mention-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Matt Kendrick&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:7483669,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;user&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/fdd815c6-4282-4e2f-832c-ea694b414f9c_1078x1079.jpeg&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;56d27c4a-dc16-4c5f-ba58-d948e76bd16e&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"MentionToDOM\"\/> <a href=\"https:\/\/prattlefogandgravelrap.substack.com\/p\/the-r-word?utm_source=post-email-title&amp;publication_id=1321812&amp;post_id=139046678&amp;utm_campaign=email-post-title&amp;isFreemail=true&amp;r=3hbbd&amp;utm_medium=email\">wrote about this over at his newletter<\/a><span class=\"mention-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Prattlefog &amp; Gravelrap&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:1321812,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;pub&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/open.substack.com\/pub\/prattlefogandgravelrap&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/c7feb39c-f59a-47b5-af85-a60892b768dd_649x649.png&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;81b759fe-e30b-49d2-8357-82cc7720df25&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"MentionToDOM\"\/> recently. Keep trying, shooters shoot. Ball\u2019s gotta go in eventually. <\/p><p><strong>Exercise Five: <\/strong>take a story or poem that you\u2019ve submitted somewhere and had rejected. Take a <em>good <\/em>look at it, be brutally honest\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PCJEHNxOGV8\">like Joan being totally retrograde and superficial at Peggy<\/a>\u2014and then submit it someplace else. <span class=\"mention-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Becky Tuch&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:6631562,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;user&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffe0a091b-b29a-4da8-94e7-d19d9376f80a_96x96.jpeg&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;6fdc9c73-8e76-4f3a-8d4b-883d2c9194de&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"MentionToDOM\"\/> over at <span class=\"mention-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Lit Mag News&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:165591,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;pub&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/open.substack.com\/pub\/litmagnews&quot;,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/7762a0a8-2079-4b21-8828-d852935216a0_194x194.png&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;20ed8c75-9bb5-4275-9ee6-0a83c0ee83ca&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"MentionToDOM\"\/> has <a href=\"https:\/\/litmagnews.substack.com\/p\/grandma-got-run-over-by-a-lit-mag\">a whole bunch of submission calls here<\/a>. I believe in you. <\/p><p>Of course, if that shot doesn\u2019t go in, the game goes to overtime. Maybe everything still plays out exactly the way it did: Raptors win the game and eventually the championship. Maybe the world\u2019s fixed exactly the way it is and nothing changes. Whaddya do with that? Eh. Nothing. Right? You\u2019re not going to <em>stop<\/em> writing. The lesson\u2019s in the last graf. Never give up, or whatever. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/80e37879-d74f-4cc4-9fc6-3ec18e1f0a11_287x301.jpeg\" alt=\"File:George Mikan Chicago.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p>Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p>Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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