{"id":142986560,"date":"2024-03-29T12:30:31","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T12:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=142986560"},"modified":"2024-03-29T12:30:31","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T12:30:31","slug":"friday-links-myth-week-to-set-up-myth-month-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=142986560","title":{"rendered":"Friday Links: Myth Week To Set Up Myth Month Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u201cI am a philosopher of sandwiches, he decided\u2026And for a moment the frailest leaves of life contained him in a widening happiness.\u201d &#8211; Anne Carson &#8216;Autobiography of Red&#8217; <\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/the-internet-is-a-nazi-bar\">Nazis unwelcome: here\u2019s my post about moving this blog off of Substack soon<\/a>. I might put this stinger on every post until then to try to irritate <a href=\"https:\/\/substack.com\/@hamish\/note\/c-45811343\">Nazi Sympathizer Hamish McKenzie<\/a>. I might forget\/get bored and stop. Not today though!<\/em><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cotton Xenomorph\u2019s <em>\u201cCryptids and Climate Change\u201d issue continues, with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cottonxenomorph.com\/journal\/2023\/8\/12\/echolocation\">\u201cEcholation\u201d by Nova Wang<\/a> making even more monsters in our literary <\/em>Nostromo.<\/p><hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We begin by pouring one out for Small Press Distribution. I\u2019m traveling this week and haven\u2019t been able to look into what happened, so all I know is this is a huge bummer. My heart goes out to all the presses trying to figure out what to do. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>What I\u2019ve Been Reading This Week: <\/strong>like said, I\u2019m traveling this week, and I think I\u2019m gonna go longer on what it is about these two books on Wednesday. This is myth week, though, and these are two special versions of myths. These books take our most ancient texts and make them feel new and alive and surprising and immediate. Not only that, they\u2019re <em>short<\/em>! Shoutout Statler and Waldorf. I\u2019m talking, of course, about <em>Autobiography of Red<\/em> by Anne Carson and <em>Beowulf<\/em> translated by Maria Dahvana Headley. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/b961de04-0121-47eb-9a9e-3430d79719b6.heic\" alt=\"Autobiography of Red by Anne Carson and Beowulf translated by Maria Dahvana Headley\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Autobiography of Red <\/strong><\/em><strong>by Anne Carson:<\/strong> 14 years after I first read it, this book remains a North Star for me. If you\u2019re unfamiliar, Stesichoros was a poet \u201cborn after Homer and before Gertrude Stein, a difficult interval for a poet.\u201d He composed an epic poem about a red winged monster named Geryon who lives on an island with his red cattle and little red dog and one day Herakles comes and kills him. We only have fragments of <em>The Geryoneis <\/em>surviving today, so naturally, Anne Carson wrote a novel in verse around the surviving fragments (which she translated), updating the characters to be gay teenagers in the 90s. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This book is a master class in smooth, breezy-yet-weighty writing that twists your expectations and takes the top of your head off or whatever Emily Dickinson wanted. Amazingly, Carson makes beautiful a pretty cliched plot: Geryon is an angsty teenager who <em>studies philosophy<\/em> and <em>takes up photography<\/em> after his high school boyfriend dumps him. Embarrassing. This novel\u2019s plot is a mid-2000s <em>Juno<\/em>\/<em>Garden State<\/em> bildungsroman-for-people-who-got-into-The-Shins-before-everyone-else, except it\u2019s steeped in ancient epics and written like Dickinson did mushrooms with Frank O\u2019Hara. In other words, this book <em>rips<\/em>, dudes.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Beowulf<\/strong><\/em><strong>, translated by Maria Dahvana Headley: <\/strong>I wish I could say what it was that initially drew me to <em>Beowulf<\/em>. Because I\u2019ve always been drawn to it. The name feels great in the mouth when you say it, yes. It <em>is<\/em> objectively hilarious that this vaunted, \u201ccourtly\u201d (Tolkien), <em>important<\/em> poem is just a bunch of dudes talking about cool shit they did until a monster attacks and one of them kills it, repeat three times, guitar solo outro. My homie Devon went to a school where they had to do \u201cdeclamations,\u201d this weirdo private school thing where they had to say passages from books out loud but like, in front of people and from memory. Sounds awful to have to do or sit through, but Devon always did his from <em>Beowulf<\/em>, and would talk about how rad it was, so I was primed. I also read it at a time when I was pretty into <em>Lord of the Rings<\/em>, so. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By 2020, though, my <em>Beowulf<\/em> fandom, while real, was mostly a bit. My translator-unremembered-six-dollar-Barnes&amp;Noble edition lived at my parents\u2019 house, and who knows when I\u2019d ask them to ship it north? Probably at some point, given my <em>Red<\/em> fandom, but who knows. Then, thank Hwaet (you don\u2019t know whether I\u2019m using that word correctly or not), Maria Dahvana Headley kicked the doors open with combat boots and yelled \u201cbro, you thought <em>Beowulf <\/em>was about bros? Bro, you have no idea, bro.\u201d <em>This translation rules<\/em>. Not to mention the semi-radical politics (of a poem fueled by testosterone and the cultural belief that the Romans smelled too good). Did you know the dragon at the end was cursed to become a dragon because he buried his treasure? Can you, in 2024, even fathom a poem that features so much generosity and sharing is <em>associated with the British<\/em>? And again\u2014the aliveness of this translation, the eminent readability. When my kid was 20 months old (or something), I read this translation to him, and he let me go for like two and a half pages. Massive! Read this book. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also I like to watch <em>The Dollop<\/em>\u2019s \u201cbro court\u201d bit and imagine them saying <em>hwaet<\/em>.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"BRO COURT\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vr67kwgGtW8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LINKS!<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something to listen to while you browse? It\u2019s Good Friday\u2014the mythmaking that went into equating Jesus\u2019 sacrifice on the cross with that of the lambs being sacrificed for Passover with a pretty impressive more\u2014how bout my favorite Easter song? <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"System Of A Down - Chop Suey! (Official HD Video)\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CSvFpBOe8eY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p>Missed Tuesday\u2019s <em>The Line Break<\/em> \/ <em>Of Poetry<\/em> crossover podcast? It\u2019s cool, we get it. Hey, you\u2019re busy. Here\u2019s a <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/the-line-break-of-poetry-crossover-event\/id1524056726?i=1000650486298\">link to Apple<\/a>, here\u2019s a link to <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/31PuuuW9ZEJHSX0Ix5WjNH?si=aLaqLVlYS_-rJRtN8WRgQA\">Spotify<\/a>, here\u2019s a link to <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/user-264286148\/the-line-break-of-poetry-crossover-event?si=c05dd094f353431bb6862d1ba53874e4&amp;utm_source=clipboard&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=social_sharing\">Soundcloud<\/a>. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Hey, there was some terrible news outta Maryland this week. As someone who loves Maryland (real ones know Mrs. Shipwrecked Sailor was born in Baltimore, almost no one remembers I was too), I vote we start with something from a while ago. This look from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/brand-studio\/wp\/2018\/09\/04\/the-eastern-shore-of-maryland-is-the-birthplace-of-many-black-revolutionaries-why\/\">\u201cWP BrandStudio\u201d (?) in <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/brand-studio\/wp\/2018\/09\/04\/the-eastern-shore-of-maryland-is-the-birthplace-of-many-black-revolutionaries-why\/\">The Washington Post<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/brand-studio\/wp\/2018\/09\/04\/the-eastern-shore-of-maryland-is-the-birthplace-of-many-black-revolutionaries-why\/\"> about how the eastern shore of Maryland came to be the birthplace of many Black revolutionaries<\/a>\u2014from abolitionists like Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman to Civil Rights hero Gloria Dandridge Richardson\u2014is fascinating. I don\u2019t, like, gun-to-my-head believe certain places have magic to them, but if you\u2019ve read <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">VINE<\/a><\/em>, you know I don\u2019t <em>not<\/em> believe that. You also know, as a knower of things, that yr friendly neighborhood shipwrecked sailor\u2019s reading ears perked up at the mention of waterways being mental and physical conduits to freedom. <\/p><\/li><li><p>On to the bad news from Maryland\u2014what to say about a container ship running into a bridge and the bridge collapsing? It\u2019s one of those monumentally awful things where all you can say is how awful it is (social media was awash in conspiracy theories). Here\u2019s what I will link to: <em>Baltimore Banner<\/em> was on this story early, and they focused on the actual <em>people<\/em>, you know, the <em>workers<\/em> and <em>bystanders<\/em> actually affected by this. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebaltimorebanner.com\/community\/transportation\/victims-key-bridge-collapse-3L35PNJLQVDWVBAO3Q5GTGSXTA\/\">Clara Longa de Freitas, Hallie Miller, and Daniel Zawodny had this look at the victims and survivors, particularly those from Baltimore\u2019s growing immigrant community<\/a>. What a loss. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Staying in the negative feelings, see if you can get through three paragraphs of this <a href=\"https:\/\/prospect.org\/infrastructure\/transportation\/2024-03-28-suicide-mission-boeing\/\">deep dive on Boeing\u2019s deep dive from Maureen Tkacik in <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/prospect.org\/infrastructure\/transportation\/2024-03-28-suicide-mission-boeing\/\">The American Prospect<\/a> <\/em>without rage-quitting. This gets further into Swampy, the Quality Assurance guy allegedlyallegedlyallegedly <s>murdered by Boeing in a hotel room<\/s> found dead in a hotel room that <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-punk-rock-and-fairy\">I linked to last week<\/a>. Read this piece, and know that <em>if you are good at your job, the guys who make 10 times more than you could dream of want to fire you<\/em>, and reflect on how capitalism is best. <\/p><\/li><li><p>On to something beautiful and hopeful! I really do want you to <em>actually read<\/em> the articles I link to here, but I get that you\u2019re busy. That said, <em>actually read<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/atmos.earth\/a-descendants-call-for-whale-legal-personhood\/\">this piece from Mere Takoko in <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/atmos.earth\/a-descendants-call-for-whale-legal-personhood\/\">Atmos<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/atmos.earth\/a-descendants-call-for-whale-legal-personhood\/\"> on the He Whakaputanga Moana, or Declaration for the Ocean<\/a>, a M\u0101ori-led initiative aimed at getting the UN to give a shit about ecology. Combining Indigenous Knowledge and scientific tradition, the He Whakaputanga Moana involves a number of things, including granting legal personhood to whales. I think this is a good thing, and reading this made me feel both hopeful and less like Corporate Triumph Until The Heat Death of The Planet is inevitable. <\/p><\/li><li><p>Shall we end on something wonderful? It\u2019s myth week, and the Deep Sea is a place that invites a lot of myth-making. What, you think I\u2019ve actually been in a shipwreck? I have been a sailor, though. Anyway, I was unfamiliar with <a href=\"https:\/\/neal.fun\/\">neal.fun<\/a> before today, and I\u2019m still getting acquainted, but it seems like Neal would like to be identified as \u201ca dude who made a fun website,\u201d and <a href=\"https:\/\/neal.fun\/deep-sea\/\">here\u2019s his page simulating the deep sea<\/a>. Click over and start scrolling down. It\u2019s especially fun on your phone. Isn\u2019t that nuts? I <em>know<\/em>, right? I didn\u2019t realize that one was that far down, either. Oh yeah, my sense of distance is <em>not<\/em> what I thought it was. Hey, wanna go re-read <em><a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-below-the-abyssal-zone\">Our Wives Under The Sea<\/a><\/em>? <\/p><\/li><\/ul><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What\u2019re you still doing here? Don\u2019t you have labors to complete? <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/17bd13a4-c763-495e-ab02-790edda32c93_500x281.jpeg\" alt=\"m.media-amazon.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMmJhODkwOTItNzBlNy...\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you work in the service industry, may you clean up in tips this weekend. Remember: the men in <em>Beowulf<\/em> are striving for retirement in a world where none exists (or however Maria phrases it, my copy is currently 500 miles away). The powers that be want you, service worker, to never <em>even be able to<\/em> retire. Not me, though. I\u2019m cheering for you. I cannot, unfortunately, be the Beowulf to our shared Grendel (capitalism). <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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