{"id":147181526,"date":"2024-08-23T12:31:23","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T12:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=147181526"},"modified":"2024-08-23T12:31:23","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T12:31:23","slug":"friday-links-who-gets-to-tell-your-myths-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=147181526","title":{"rendered":"Friday Links: Who Gets To Tell Your Myths Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;I throw the bleeding nopal \/ into a pan, pull out another.&#8221; &#8211; Gloria Anzald\u00faa, &#8220;Nopalitos&#8221;<\/h2><p>Who doesn\u2019t love a good cosmology? An incestuous pantheon? A truly out there creation myth that ends up making you feel kinda warm inside, actually? <\/p><p>Barring that, maybe you\u2019d be interested in a pyramid of human skulls? <\/p><p><strong>What I\u2019ve Been Reading This Week:<\/strong><\/p><p>Listen: you kinda <em>can<\/em> judge a book by its cover. If you read enough books and are familiar with the trends of your time, you can sometimes know what you\u2019re in for. This book had a cover that, in-store, made me think, \u201cthis might be trash.\u201d Another thought kept entering my brain, though: \u201cyou\u2019re in <em>Mexico City<\/em>, if this book is good, it\u2019ll be a <em>great<\/em> trip memento!\u201d The contents of the book were hidden by shrink wrap. No, I did not pull out my phone and Google the title. Google is untrustworthy. Anyway, sorry to spoil the next paragraph, but this is the worst, most disappointing book I\u2019ve read in the history of this blog. There\u2019s maybe <em>one<\/em>, maybe two other books in the history of this blog that I have hated, but I always try to be nice if the author is living and it seemed like they tried. This <s>author<\/s> editor is living, but I think even he might agree that he didn\u2019t try. I\u2019m talking, of course, about <em>Aztec Myths<\/em>, \u201cGenerally Edited\u201d by Jake Johnson. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/8652d7ed-ac3c-41e8-af50-ff60f4080504_3024x4032.heic\" alt=\"Aztec Myths, generally edited by Jake Johnson\"\/><\/figure><p>It wasn\u2019t the first mention of \u201chalf-breed\u201d that roused my suspicion. No, it was before that, when the text was ordering of civilizations, the discussion of Nahua people as \u201cbarbarous\u201d and that some \u201ccivilizing force,\u201d like the Tolecs, was what kept them from remaining cavemen or whatever. No mention of calipers, but some mentions of skull shapes. <\/p><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/42785966-aztec-myths?ac=1&amp;from_search=true&amp;qid=9cpWQmgLPC&amp;rank=3\">Goodreads seems to suggest this book<\/a> is a cut-and-paste mashup of 19th century texts. A lot of the syntax and diction support this premise. Are the stories and myths themselves cool enough to plow through the messy text? Sort of. I mean, <em>yes<\/em>\u2014Mesoamerican and pre-Columbian American stories, myths, and histories are endlessly fascinating. I just kept getting the feeling like I couldn\u2019t totally trust what I was reading. Obviously, I\u2019m not up on the subject matter enough to cross-reference previous knowledge, or else I wouldn\u2019t have bought this book. Idk, history is really tough sometimes, because you never know when a white supremacist is gonna pop out of the bushes of the paragraphs. This time, I got got. No amount of pyramids of human skulls will get me hooked on bad history. That was actually the first red flag\u2014some people absolutely <em>relish<\/em> bringing up Mesoamerican human sacrifice, and those people should be avoided. Should\u2019ve listened to instinct.  <\/p><p>What I don\u2019t regret: giving Ghandi Books in Mexico City however many pesos this was. I\u2019ll spend all kinds of money in Mexico City, that place rules. <\/p><p><strong>LINKS! <\/strong><\/p><p>No musical intro this week because there are a lot of YouTube videos. I want to do some fun myth stuff, and I want to give some Indigenous Americans some voices in this column, since I really don\u2019t feel like <em>Aztec Myths Generally Edited by Jake Jackson, No Not The Guy Who Did That <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt26084002\/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_5_act\">Kinda Self-Indulgent Movie That Was On All The Podcast Ads For A Month<\/a>, No Not The Singer-Songwriter, No Not The Boxer, Jake Jackson<\/em>. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/7e048321-9373-4cda-ab1a-a711a2e256ad_800x533.jpeg\" alt=\"File:Kenosha July 2022 113 (Lake Michigan).jpg\"\/><\/figure><ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p>Am I gonna talk about <em>Crash Course <\/em>again? You bet I am! Love <em>Crash Course<\/em>. Here\u2019s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PLEb6sGT7oD8G8nPbyvObaZUNdfV6kitZQ\">link to the entire World Mythology playlist<\/a>. Here\u2019s a video on ancient floods. Love an ancient flood: <\/p><div id=\"youtube2-GrTXHeSHGSE\" class=\"youtube-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;GrTXHeSHGSE&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\"><div class=\"youtube-inner\"><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/GrTXHeSHGSE?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"\/><\/div><\/div><\/li><li><p>Not to spoil an upcoming one of these columns, but I\u2019ve begun reading <em>Never Whistle At Night<\/em>, edited by Shane Hawk and Theodore C. Van Alst Jr. It\u2019s an anthology of horror fiction by Indigenous authors, and the first story, \u201cKushtuka\u201d by Mathilda Zeller, is a real banger. <a href=\"https:\/\/horror.org\/indigenous-heritage-in-horror-month-interview-with-mathilda-zeller\/\">Here\u2019s a great interview with Mathilda Zeller in <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/horror.org\/indigenous-heritage-in-horror-month-interview-with-mathilda-zeller\/\">Horror Writers Association<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/horror.org\/indigenous-heritage-in-horror-month-interview-with-mathilda-zeller\/\">, where she says \u201cit\u2019s fun to be scared.\u201d<\/a> Don\u2019t I know it. Y\u2019all watched <em>In A Violent Nature<\/em>? It\u2019s real good. <\/p><\/li><li><p><em>PBS Origins<\/em> is another great channel. Now, I love the National Parks. Except Mount Rushmore, which <em><a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-a-post-doctrine-of-discovery?utm_source=publication-search\">An Indigenous People\u2019s History Of The United States<\/a><\/em> so soured me on that I don\u2019t even play the party game of \u201cMount Rushmore of Rappers\u201d or \u201cMount Rushmore of NBA players\u201d or whatever anymore. Anyway, national parks rip, but you definitely want to watch Tai Leclaire on our national parks:<\/p><div id=\"youtube2-88kUJTmbusA\" class=\"youtube-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;88kUJTmbusA&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\"><div class=\"youtube-inner\"><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/88kUJTmbusA?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"\/><\/div><\/div><\/li><li><p>Let\u2019s go back to <em>Horror Writers Association<\/em>. <a href=\"https:\/\/horror.org\/indigenous-heritage-in-horror-month-interview-with-shane-hawk\/\">Here\u2019s an interview with Shane Hawk, one of the editors of <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/horror.org\/indigenous-heritage-in-horror-month-interview-with-shane-hawk\/\">Never Whistle At Night<\/a><\/em>. Shane cuts to the core of what frustrated me so much with <em>Aztec Myths<\/em>, and gets at why I think the 21st century is a pretty good time to be a reader: <strong>\u201cAllow Indigenous Horror writers to delve into these stories with these creatures because historically speaking, we\u2019ve had non-Natives tell our stories for centuries. Take a step back and give us a go. As for including Indigenous characters in their stories, that is fantastic, and I will always support it. Just give time and care to them; don\u2019t make them cardboard; be cognizant of stereotypes and contemporary optics.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><\/li><li><p>The <em>Ancient Americas<\/em> YouTube channel is really good. I don\u2019t know about host Pete\u2019s qualifications, but I appreciate his thoroughness. <\/p><div id=\"youtube2-K4KsAPKWEpk\" class=\"youtube-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;K4KsAPKWEpk&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\"><div class=\"youtube-inner\"><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/K4KsAPKWEpk?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"\/><\/div><\/div><\/li><\/ul><p>What\u2019re you still doing here? Brendan and I were really trying to create a mythos of suburban evangelicals when we wrote <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">Vine<\/a><\/em>. Why don\u2019t you go read <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">Vine<\/a><\/em>? <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/62d90432-74d1-4153-b2a8-70ebac654933_947x1280.jpeg\" alt=\"a book cover, black and tan and grainy like an old Bible, reading &quot;Lazy &amp; Entitled presents...a new sacred text...from the mysterious mountains of Tennessee...stories from VINE...a novel in stories by Brendan Johnson and Chris Corlew\"\/><\/figure><p>If you work in the service industry, may you clean up in tips this weekend. Don\u2019t let some jerk with calipers call your work \u201cunskilled.\u201d That\u2019s a bogus term. All this \u201chigher\u201d and \u201clower\u201d and \u201ccivilized\u201d and \u201cuncivilized\u201d is reductive and bunk, if you ask me. <\/p><p>Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p>Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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