{"id":147591157,"date":"2024-08-14T12:31:05","date_gmt":"2024-08-14T12:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=147591157"},"modified":"2024-08-14T12:31:05","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T12:31:05","slug":"albums-i-loved-in-high-school-relient-k-mmhmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=147591157","title":{"rendered":"Albums I Loved In High School: Relient K &amp; &#039;Mmhmm&#039;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;Who I am hates who I&#8217;ve been&#8221; &#8211; Relient K, &#8220;Who I Am Hates Who I&#8217;ve Been&#8221;<\/h2><p>Ok, last one of these for a while. Easily the most embarrassing, too. But I need to do this band before Kevin San Juan starts bugging me about them. <\/p><p>Should I talk about how I used to want to be a camp counselor? Should I talk about Acquire The Fire? The Great Escape? Fun In The Son? I went to soooo many Christian camps dudes. I haven\u2019t read <em>Hell Is A World Without You<\/em> by <span class=\"mention-wrap\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Jason Kirk&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:5845178,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;user&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/e1d87aca-e831-4f4f-8659-9244352d0dd7_1014x852.png&quot;,&quot;uuid&quot;:&quot;cf590eec-ebf2-46ef-9e21-cf3c2bb7e5f5&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"MentionToDOM\"\/> yet but I hear it\u2019s real good. This band\u2019s from Ohio and I don\u2019t want to know what they think of Jance Vance.<\/p><p>Maybe read this column with a bucket of jerk chicken next to you. Cut through all the saccharine. Have some Between The Buried &amp; Me queued up for after. <\/p><p>Today, we dig into Relient K and their best album, <em>Mmhmm<\/em>. <\/p><p>Forget, for a second, the cloying Youth Group jokes and idiot puns and cut-rate pop culture references that would\u2019ve gotten booted out of the <em>Cracked<\/em> writers\u2019 forums. Forget the loser high school earnestness coming from guys either in or approaching their 30s. This album came out in 2004 and it was earth-shattering <em>musically<\/em>. I was at the absolute height of my Rufio\/<a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/albums-i-loved-in-high-school-slick\">Slick Shoes<\/a>\/skate-or-pop punk with intricate guitars fandom. This was about a year and change before <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/albums-i-loved-in-high-school-before?utm_source=publication-search\">Before Today<\/a> took over my life. There\u2019s a part of me\u2014don\u2019t laugh\u2014that\u2019s halfway optimistic about this re-listen. At least musically. My memories of this album, from a guitar player\u2019s perspective, is that <em>this<\/em> is how I wanted to write now. We\u2019ll see if that edges out any of the corniness!<\/p><p><strong>The One I\u2019m Waiting For<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Relient K - The One I\u2019m Waiting For (Live at Rocketown, Nashville, TN - 10\/11\/09) [Audio Video]\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cyKvh81YyJo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Yeah this opener <em>rips<\/em>. I love little palm-muted arpeggios in verses like that. Then the minor modulation in the prechorus. Yeah, play the chorus clean one time, then half time another time. <\/p><p>This song also goes hard on the worst thing about Relient K: self-satisfied tautologies. This is a favorite of Youth Pastors and Boomer Dads everywhere and call it Saruman in The Shire because it\u2019s a fucking <em>scourge<\/em>. \u201cI\u2019m still waiting for you to be the one I\u2019m waiting for.\u201d \u201cThey\u2019ve started something and I don\u2019t wanna begin it\u201d (from their previous album). \u201cWho I am hates who I\u2019ve been.\u201d \u201cUnless I got myself together I would watch me fall apart.\u201d Oooooh we twisted the words around a little bit. Shut the hell up. <\/p><p>This is different from puns. This is different from <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/lets-close-read-another-poem?utm_source=publication-search\">Jos\u00e9 Olivarez<\/a> and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/electricliterature.com\/promises-of-gold-promesas-de-oro-jose-olivarez-poems-poetry-collection\/\">too many dolores and not enough dollars.<\/a>\u201d These are smug, self-satisfied, too cute by half. Idk where the line is but I know it when I see it, Potter Stewart. <\/p><p>Musically tho? This song rocks. <\/p><p><strong>Be My Escape<\/strong><\/p><p>Too many words on that first track. I also think this song is great musically. There are abrupt shifts (minor guitar intro to major piano verse, etc) that feel exciting. You can see why it was a radio hit, which annoys me, but it\u2019s well-arranged. <\/p><p><strong>High of 75<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Relient K - High of 75 (Live at The Ritz, Raleigh, NC - 10\/29\/16) [Official Audio Video]\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-u6pKGgD188?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Another really solid pop song, musically. Lyrically, it\u2019s a whole song\u2019s worth of <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/albums-i-loved-in-high-school-mxpx?utm_source=publication-search\">Mike Herrera saying \u201cyou\u2019re in the turn lane \/ and I\u2019m the intersection.\u201d<\/a> <\/p><p><strong>I So Hate Consequences<\/strong><\/p><p>Again, a high-velocity, urgent track where all the music is more intricate than most pop songs have any business being. There are layered vocal harmonies and call-and-response prechoruses. But again, the elder millennial sneer of \u201ci <em>sooooo<\/em> hate, like, <em>consequences<\/em>, bro\u201d presented completely seriously\u2014sometimes it\u2019s easy to see why the adults made fun of us. Then the bridge where it\u2019s decided all your relationship problems can be resolved by Jesus. Who I am cringes. <\/p><p><strong>The Only Thing Worse Than Beating A Dead Horse Is Betting On One<\/strong><\/p><p>It\u2019s cool they tried to play hardcore punk. They sucked at it, but Daniel Tiger says we gotta try new things, so. <\/p><p><strong>My Girl\u2019s Ex-Boyfriend<\/strong><\/p><p>I am once again reminded of Jessica Hopper, who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rookiemag.com\/2015\/07\/where-the-girls-arent\/\">wrote about girls in emo songs like this<\/a>: \u201cGirls in emo songs today do not have names. We are not identified beyond our absence, our shape drawn by the pain we\u2019ve caused. Our lives, our day-to-day-to-day does not exist, we do not get colored in. Our actions are portrayed solely through the detailing of neurotic self-entanglement of the boy singer\u2014our region of personal power, simply, is our impact on his romantic life. We\u2019re vessels redeemed in the light of boy-love. On a pedestal, on our backs. Muses at best. Cum rags or invisible at worst. Check out our pictures on the covers of records\u2014we are sad-eyed and winsome and comely (thank you <a href=\"https:\/\/vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net\/lyricwiki\/images\/1\/1b\/Hot_Rod_Circuit_-_Sorry_About_Tomorrow.jpg\/revision\/latest?cb=20120108202830\">Hot Rod Circuit<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-IIJ4zFRlig4\/UlHgGi0rwJI\/AAAAAAAAGB4\/QHK5PE0uhN8\/s1600\/cover.jpg\">The Crush<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/onerecordperday.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/day121-cursive-domestica.jpg\">Cursive<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.music-bazaar.com\/album-images\/vol2\/154\/154772\/906463-big\/Leaving-Through-The-Window-cover.jpg\">Something Corporate<\/a>, et al.)\u2014the fantasy girl you could take home and comfort.\u201d<\/p><p>Except the focus here isn\u2019t on the girl, it\u2019s her former boyfriend. Come on, this is Youth Group! Women don\u2019t have <em>agency<\/em>, what are you, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Acts%204%3A32-35&amp;version=NIV\">a socialist<\/a>? Now let us pray. <\/p><p><strong>More Than Useless<\/strong><\/p><p>Listening to Relient K contributed to my need to unlearn \u201cnegative self-talk\u201d in therapy. <\/p><p><strong>Which To Bury, Us or the Hatchet?<\/strong><\/p><p>Legit good verse melody and guitar tones. Chorus is cringe. Banjo is like \u201coooh aren\u2019t we interesting, we hired a third guitarist and he plays remedial banjo.\u201d That having-new-instruments-just-for-the-sake-of-being-weird thing is juvenile, but they kept that guy in the band. Maybe there\u2019s banjo on later records, idk. I didn\u2019t listen to any.<\/p><p><strong>Let It All Out<\/strong><\/p><p>The one I was dreading the most, for cringe reasons. The nice thing I\u2019ll say is that in terms of album construction, I like the extended soft part from the end of \u201cHatchet\u201d into this one\u2014it\u2019s a good change of pace, it shows care in the arrangement. Shame the songs are unbearable. <\/p><p><strong>Who I Am Hates Who I\u2019ve Been<\/strong><\/p><p>Like the opener, this is a track I still really like. I think it\u2019s one of the better uses of the Get Saved Chord Progression (IV &#8211; V &#8211; iv &#8211; I), a great use of an open E string, a great use of texture when the piano and acoustic play the intro riff in the verse. The guitars never stop doing interesting things. It\u2019s high energy enough that I excuse the lyrics, which might be the most glaring example of Relient Kism there is. But this song is great. <\/p><p><strong>Maintain Consciousness<\/strong><\/p><p>This <em>almost<\/em> sounds like a <em><a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/albums-i-loved-in-high-school-nofx?utm_source=publication-search\">War On Errorism<\/a><\/em> song, right down to the El Hefe-style guitar breakdown. \u201cNo one could possibly listen to this?\u201d That\u2019s a NOFX lyric. If Fat Mike was into Philippians 4:13 instead of BDSM, of course. <\/p><p><strong>This Week The Trend<\/strong><\/p><p>wooooooooo this one is ROUGH<\/p><p><strong>Life After Death &amp; Taxes (Failure II)<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Relient K | Life After Death &amp; Taxes (Official Audio Stream)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ToWb_QkeLUE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Any time a Christian band talks about taxes I assume they\u2019re libertarian. Had higher hopes for what I remembered was a well-arranged album climax. Sometimes a B minor sounds like it\u2019s the first minor key you\u2019ve ever written in. Sorry. Man, I really thought this was the most epic shit when I was 16. I, uh, feel differently now. Touch of a let down, honestly. <\/p><p><strong>When I Go Down<\/strong><\/p><p>Hearing the opening acoustic fingerpicking, I <em>might<\/em> not make it through this one. <\/p><p>Okay, I made it through. Never say I don\u2019t suffer for you readers. The guitars did some cool stuff there, I won\u2019t be totally negative. <\/p><p><strong>What Scratches This Itch For Me Today:<\/strong><\/p><p>Nostalgia is embarrassing, because do you really like music or were you just happier when you were 16? One answer is depressing. The point of looking back at records I liked in high school is to see where I am today, too.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"JYOCHO - \u4e91\u3046\u900f\u308a \/ As the Gods Say Maniac ver. (Official Music Video) *Netflix\u30b7\u30ea\u30fc\u30ba\u300c\u4f0a\u85e4\u6f64\u4e8c\u300e\u30de\u30cb\u30a2\u30c3\u30af\u300f\u300d ED\u30c6\u30fc\u30de\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7QTkGGu7PMc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>This is weird and half-formed, but what scratches the itch for me today is Japanese math rock and pop songs. The ones that YouTube suggests after I watch Chon playthroughs. The ones that play over the end credits of anime. Bands like Jyocho and Ryokuoushoku Shakai really go for it, in terms of playing the most amount of notes, making the arrangements wild, but keeping this impossibly upbeat, poppy joy. Brendan\u2019s just started getting me into this stuff, so I\u2019m not super knowledgeable, but yeah. Don\u2019t listen to Relient K, listen to AOUI (well, they\u2019re Filipino, not Japanese). <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Party!!\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lB_dmG4DsgM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p><strong>Verdict: Easily the best Youth Group record ever<\/strong><\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/e57b160a-da5a-44aa-a48b-7aa0f0336412_1200x1200.jpeg\" alt=\"Mmhmm - Album by Relient K - Apple Music\"\/><\/figure><p>Take that for what you will. <\/p><p>Hey, didn\u2019t I promise you BTBAM? You gotta order\/make your own jerk chicken. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Autodidact\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vEOlUrctoz4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p>Now THAT\u2019S an arrangement. 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