{"id":150845138,"date":"2024-10-30T12:31:34","date_gmt":"2024-10-30T12:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=150845138"},"modified":"2024-10-30T12:31:34","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T12:31:34","slug":"do-you-like-scary-movies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=150845138","title":{"rendered":"Do You Like Scary Movies?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;And if any of them knew horror, they\u2019d know you let the dead rest.&#8221; &#8211; Stephen Graham Jones, &#8216;The Angel of Indian Lake&#8217;<\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We fight a lot of battles in life. Sometimes, you gotta fight Ghostface. Sometimes, you gotta fight Michael Myers. Then, once you think you\u2019re peacefully asleep? Well, you gotta fight who the actual movies refer to as \u201cFred Kruger.\u201d Lotta battles. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The battle I\u2019m fighting is against the sedentary lifestyle of contemporary capitalism. It seems that when you\u2019re an \u201cunskilled\u201d laborer\u2014say, a deckhand or bartender or server or warehouse worker\u2014the bosses demand physicality until you\u2019re completely spent. All of those jobs gave me some sort of injury not serious enough for worker\u2019s comp, but nagging enough that I had to either find a new job or get better educated about how to take care of my body. Then, every office job I\u2019ve had\u2014office assistant, copywriter\u2014led to weight gain because I\u2019d be sitting all day. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What I\u2019m saying is that now, as a stay-at-home dad and full-time unpaid writer, I spend a lot of my day on my feet. I work out while writing, I chase my <em>very energetic<\/em> kid around, I\u2019m in the kitchen and cleaning house from five to seven. By nine o\u2019clock, kid burrito-wrapped in bed? <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Time to watch a MOVIE. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>NEW HORROR MOVIES<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/some-gratitude-for-spooky-season?utm_source=publication-search\">Last year, when I did this movie roundup column<\/a>, I\u2019d seen a ton of 2020s movies\/shows. Brandon Cronenberg, <em>Fall Of The House Of Usher<\/em>, <em>Totally Killer<\/em>, <em>The Cursed<\/em>, <em>The Clovehitch Killer<\/em>, etc. This year was a little more about looking backward, mostly inspired by <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-lets-read-a-series-edition\">Stephen<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-2read-2series-born-to\">Graham<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/friday-links-th3-night-jad3-dani3ls\">Jones<\/a> and the Indian Lake Trilogy. We\u2019ll talk about those in a minute. The new horror movie I watched, well this plus a <em>Ready Or Not<\/em> rewatch to prepare for the upcoming class war, was <em>HAUNT SEASON<\/em>.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"HAUNT SEASON Official Trailer (2024) Horror Movie HD\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UnJy3mvFEfY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cannot emphasize enough how much I love this movie. Brendan and I are talking to <em>Haunt Season<\/em> star Adam Hinkle on the 2024 Halloween Special Lazy &amp; Entitled Podcast\u2014watch this space for more <em>Haunt Season<\/em> talk. Seriously, though. <em>Haunt Season<\/em> is a party for horror fans, made by a bunch of horror fans. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LET\u2019S INDULGE IN SOME VAMPIRISM<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They made a new <em>Salem\u2019s Lot<\/em>, so I had vampires front-o-mind. I\u2019d never seen the old one, so I watched them both. Honestly, I like the old one better\u2014the relationship between Ben Mears and his old teacher and girlfriend\u2019s dad struck me as the kind of intergenerational partnership we never see on film, except <em>Fargo<\/em> S2, maybe? Well, <em>Fargo <\/em>S5 between Don Draper and Steve Harrington, but that\u2019s dark. Men cooperating, tho! That\u2019s nice to see. I did like what Jordan Preston Carter did with Mike Petrie more than Lance Kerwin, but maybe there\u2019s simply more of blueprint for his character in 2024 than 1979. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"How Salem&#039;s Lot (2024) Compares to Salem&#039;s Lot (1979)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WYSK_BImHqU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Brendan\u2019s recommendation, I watched <em>Fright Night<\/em>, aka Prince Humperdink is a slimy vampire. Revolting stuff in this movie! I loved it. Kinda gave me <em>Nightmare On Elm Street 2<\/em> vibes, in a positive way. I enjoyed a semi-faithful adaptation of <em>Dracula<\/em> done by this upstart production company, Universal Studios\u2014that Bela Lugosi kid\u2019s going places. I loved <em>Last Voyage of the Demeter<\/em>, aka BOAT DRACULA. I will watch Johnny Utah and Hannibal Lecter take on Scary Oldman Dracula on Halloween night.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Four Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories | After Hours\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uAR1fp1tbds?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess watching the new <em>Salem\u2019s Lot <\/em>counts as watching a \u201c2020s horror.\u201d<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>WHO DOESN\u2019T LOVE A GOOD SLASHER<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Going back to September, I watched\/rewatched all the <em>Scream<\/em> movies. There\u2019s no such thing as a bad <em>Scream<\/em> movie, and if you\u2019ve been lukewarm on 4, 5, and 6? Go watch them movies, homie, <em>why are you depriving yourself<\/em>? I watched <em>Alien<\/em> again\u2014maybe the best slasher ever made. I watched <em>Candyman<\/em> (1992) for the second time and watched <em>Candyman <\/em>(2021) for the first time. I\u2019ve really been underrating those movies. It\u2019s a disservice to myself and a dereliction of my civic responsibility as a Chicagoan. Those two <em>Candyman<\/em> movies are incredible, and kinda feel like if Aimee Bender wrote a slasher? Like with the importance of myth and legend and the wayward grad students? Shit. Now I want an Aimee Bender slasher.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Candyman (1992) - Clip: Be My Victim (HD)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qOt3D01rCTY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, again, initially motived by trying to get Jade Daniels\u2019 references, I wanted to watch watch the 80s Big Three: <em>Halloween <\/em>(the Magic\/Bird, if we\u2019re doing 80s Big Threes), <em>Friday The 13th<\/em> (the Kareem\/Parish, for being steady and relatively predictable), and <em>Nightmare on Elm Street <\/em>(the Worthy\/McHale, for being a little more jukey, a little more wild card).<a class=\"footnote-anchor\" data-component-name=\"FootnoteAnchorToDOM\" id=\"footnote-anchor-1\" href=\"#footnote-1\" target=\"_self\">1<\/a> I\u2019d never seen these horror titans, with the exception of the first two <em>Halloweens<\/em> and the Danny McBride\/David Gordon Green remake trilogy. So I dove in with the kind of greedy hunger for knowledge that I usually only get in bookstores. I skipped <em>Season Of The Witch<\/em>, but otherwise mostly enjoyed the first six <em>Halloween<\/em> movies (exceptions below). This wasn\u2019t surprising\u2014the first <em>Halloween <\/em>is an absolute masterpiece, the franchise was bound to at least be decent. What <em>was<\/em> surprising is how much I loved the first three <em>Nightmare On Elm Street<\/em> movies. My first experience of Fred\u2014again, they call him <em>Fred<\/em>\u2014Krueger was when my cousins would try to scare me with him when we were, like, younger than eight. Freddy Krueger was a mass market joke. NOT IN THEM FIRST THREE MOVIES THO. Genuinely scary stuff in all three, a really satisfying wrapup for Nancy in part three, and a fascinating and wonderful allegory for coming out of the closet in part two. <a href=\"https:\/\/chicagoreader.com\/film\/movie-feature\/fetish-film-forum-kinky-horror-movie-recommendations\/\">Check out this <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/chicagoreader.com\/film\/movie-feature\/fetish-film-forum-kinky-horror-movie-recommendations\/\">Chicago Reader<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/chicagoreader.com\/film\/movie-feature\/fetish-film-forum-kinky-horror-movie-recommendations\/\"> piece on fetish horror for some smart part two analysis<\/a>. Check out this video for some amazingly clueless 80s people. Shoutout to Mark Patton, man. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 gay subtext hilariously discussed in the documentary Never Sleep Again\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z0ufk7hW6cA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess the new <em>Screams<\/em> and the new <em>Candyman<\/em> count as \u201c2020s horror.\u201d <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>WOW SOME OF THESE SLASHER SEQUELS ARE ROUGH<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pity poor Paul Rudd, having his first credit be the trainwreck-with-resulting-airborne-toxic-event that is <em>Halloween 6<\/em>. <em>Halloween 5<\/em> was pretty uneven, too, even though I was generally with it. Is it blasphemy to say the franchise didn\u2019t need Donald Pleasence after <em>Halloween 2<\/em>? <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers ( Michael meets Tommy)\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dxQForvCrT0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All <em>Friday The 13th<\/em> movies are interchangeable to me. It\u2019s cool that Jason\u2019s mom was the killer in the first one. It was exciting to see him get his mask in the third. I\u2019m <em>gonna<\/em> watch every one of these movies until he takes Manhattan, just because I wanna see a slasher in a big city. That said? Tough stuff with some of these, no disrespect to Crispin Glover.<a class=\"footnote-anchor\" data-component-name=\"FootnoteAnchorToDOM\" id=\"footnote-anchor-2\" href=\"#footnote-2\" target=\"_self\">2<\/a> Look, I understand that in the 1980s, it was way harder to see boobs, but the <em>Friday The 13th <\/em>movies really could\u2019ve tried harder to be something other than \u201chere is a sex scene and then here is a massive knife going through both bodies and the bed\/massive pitchfork going through both bodies and the barn hay\/massive whatever going through both bodies and the car.\u201d These movies are fun and I enjoy them, but they\u2019re trashy and they don\u2019t put in the effort. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) - Jason vs. New York Scene (9\/10) | Movieclips\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hktlkG0QuKY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I only watched the first three <em>Nightmare<\/em> movies and they\u2019re all flawless. I\u2019m a little afraid to even try part four. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS OCTOBER CHRIS<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Adam and I were talking about horror and its devoted fanbase a while ago, and it made me conclude horror fandom is a little like small press fandom. Not everyone really gets it, but they people who love it really show up for it. Movies in general have been steadily getting worse since, like, 1999? 2008? Horror reliably turns out good stuff on shoestring budgets, reliably makes you care about sound and image, and <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/what-do-you-like-about-horror\">as I talked about last week, is the genre that manages the most surprises even when painting by numbers<\/a>. For my money, anyway.  And yes, I put 2008 as a marking point for the decline in quality of overall cinema because of the MCU, which I did genuinely love from about 2008-2021, and now simply cannot make myself care about. 2018 me would\u2019ve been <em>all about <\/em>Deadpool and Wolverine getting a movie together, now? I\u2019ll watch it whenever the hell. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Agatha All Along (From &quot;WandaVision: Episode 7&quot;)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P8u8md-NiHM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That said, horror is captivating enough for that I\u2019ll tell you <em>Agatha All Along<\/em> is absolutely worth your time. The last two episodes drop today, October 30th. Marvel famously dogshit at endings, but I have had so much fun with Kathryn Hahn, Aubrey Plaza, a gay teenager who looks sorta like Tim Henson, and Kitty Forman playing around in sets that look like they were repurposed from a movie Tim Burton made when he was making good movies. Kathryn Hahn, whew. She\u2019s come a long way from assaulting John C. Reilly in a bathroom and then peeing in a urinal, but in many ways, she hasn\u2019t changed a bit. We love her for it. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"footnote\" data-component-name=\"FootnoteToDOM\"><a id=\"footnote-1\" href=\"#footnote-anchor-1\" class=\"footnote-number\" contenteditable=\"false\" target=\"_self\">1<\/a><div class=\"footnote-content\"><p>the only thing I don\u2019t like about this metaphor is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the third-best NBA player of all time, behind MJ and LeBron, and the <em>Friday The 13th<\/em> movies aren\u2019t even close to being even the third-best slasher series. The <em>Friday The 13th<\/em> movies are a little like Derrick Rose: an undeniable force that collapsed too early and suffered from some seriously retrograde ideas about sex. Hey, you ever think, \u201cI need an editor?\u201d <\/p><\/div><\/div><div class=\"footnote\" data-component-name=\"FootnoteToDOM\"><a id=\"footnote-2\" href=\"#footnote-anchor-2\" class=\"footnote-number\" contenteditable=\"false\" target=\"_self\">2<\/a><div class=\"footnote-content\"><p><em>some<\/em> disrespect to Crispin Glover, ALL disrespect to Cory Feldman<\/p><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And if any of them knew horror, they\u2019d know you let the dead rest.&#8221; &#8211; Stephen Graham Jones, &#8216;The Angel of Indian Lake&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150845138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150845138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150845138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150845138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150845138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150845138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150845138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}