{"id":152461977,"date":"2024-12-04T13:31:02","date_gmt":"2024-12-04T13:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=152461977"},"modified":"2024-12-04T13:31:02","modified_gmt":"2024-12-04T13:31:02","slug":"in-defense-of-wrong-notes-sloppy-playing-and-imperfection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=152461977","title":{"rendered":"In Defense of Wrong Notes, Sloppy Playing, and Imperfection"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;We play by the &#8216;suggestion&#8217; method: one person changes chords, and gradually, the rest of the band comes around to that suggestion.&#8221; &#8211; Dave Barry, interviewed on the Cracked podcast, paraphrased<\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rockism\u2014the belief that only music played by live bands has value\u2014is a scourge. Dave Grohl\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/ca.billboard.com\/culture\/lifestyle\/dave-grohl-fathers-baby-outside-of-my-marriage-working-to-regain-trust-of-wife-kids\">father of a child outside his marriage and currently working to regain trust of his wife and kids<\/a>\u2014gets onstage at the Grammys and rants about \u201cmusic made with computers\u201d [citation removed due to copyright claim by the Grammys]. But everyone\u2019s known since at least the 1960s that good music comes from a combined human and material element\u2014material here meaning that the quality of your tools matters. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/627d1faf-f99f-4952-aaca-aedd4214ddd8_1600x800.jpeg\" alt=\"Pretty Accurate &amp; Plausible\u201d: Stanley Kubrick's 2001 Opening Scene Assessed  &amp; Explained By Early Man Expert\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A guitar player relies on amps and pedals, a drummer\u2019s sound is as defined by their kit as it is by their playing, and no bass player has ever sounded good on a Gibson bass. Similarly, recording equipment matters. Yes, there have been developments in mic placement strategies in the last 50 years and yes, I <em>do<\/em> like the way Creedence\u2019s drums sound, but those things are neither here nor there: recording technology has gotten really, really good. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The scales have imbalanced a bit, though. 21st century music, even when it\u2019s ostensibly <em>not<\/em> electronic, often feels squeezed of every trace of human playing. Now, I won\u2019t waste your time\u2014griping about how pop music is overproduced isn\u2019t even low-hanging fruit, it\u2019s an empty tree branch. So I\u2019ll train my ire to my second-favorite band, Polyphia. Here are guys <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XdOYL8ClK7I\">who think <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XdOYL8ClK7I\">a ton<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XdOYL8ClK7I\"> about how they want their instruments to sound<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1JNmz17gnMw\">they make beautiful, complex records<\/a>. But, idk\u2014<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7ynHVGCehoM\">listen to them live<\/a>, and you can really tell how much of their records are made on computers. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again, this is not necessarily bad. All the Polyphia dudes are great irl players. But I want to take some time to praise more human elements in recording.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before we get started, I get into some (possibly mythical) reasons I think of Miles and Mingus the way I do <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/some-things-i-like-and-dont-like\">here<\/a>. Also, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/podcast\/dave-barry-why-russia-florida-are-so-weird\">here\u2019s that <\/a><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/podcast\/dave-barry-why-russia-florida-are-so-weird\">Cracked<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/podcast\/dave-barry-why-russia-florida-are-so-weird\"> interview with Dave Barry<\/a>. It\u2019s great! I\u2019m just not gonna re-listen to a decade-old podcast to get a quote right for the epigraph. I got a lotta tables, and I gotta get my kid from school. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Improviser, Miles Davis<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Kind Of Blue<\/em> is the album people think about when they think about jazz. Seriously\u2014I was at dinner with some friends once and this guy says \u201cI want to start listening to more jazz,\u201d so I says to him I says, \u201cyou should start with <em>Kind Of Blue<\/em>\u201d and he points to the ceiling and says \u201cI want to listen to this\u201d and wouldn\u2019t you know it, \u201cSo What\u201d was playing in the restaurant.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo What\u201d isn\u2019t what we\u2019re talking about, though. We\u2019re talking about \u201cAll Blues.\u201d<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Miles Davis - All Blues (Official Audio)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-488UORrfJ0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miles played with a sextet on this album: drums\/bass\/piano\/sax\/sax\/trumpet. And before we start, you\u2019re not gonna catch me calling any one of these guys \u201csloppy\u201d and <em>meaning it<\/em>-meaning it. Especially not John Coltrane and Cannonball Adderley, whom I want to focus on. That said, listen to that sax on the head. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Put headphones on, listen to the way each of them sit in your ears. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They\u2019re not <em>perfectly<\/em> lined up, are they? Coltrane &amp; Cannonball (sounds like a great backcourt) aren\u2019t playing with equal intensity every time. The notes <em>seem<\/em> like they\u2019re thirds (based on what I could hastily figure out), but they feel so much farther apart. It sounds, purely on an emotional level, that the sax guys know what chords they\u2019re supposed to be hitting, and are kinda wandering around all over the studio, trying to hit the notes the same way you\u2019d have a competitive game of crumpled-paper-and-trashcan basketball. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s hard to think of another time I\u2019ve heard three horn players so individualistically play a pretty simple, pretty first-chart-you-read-in-big-band-class head. It still sounds like they\u2019re a band! It just also sounds like I\u2019m standing in the same room, and I\u2019ll hear each players\u2019 note louder if I look at them directly. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pretty cool feeling to get on wax. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Arranger, Charles Mingus<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once again, I am telling you to go listen to <em>Black Saint and The Sinner Lady<\/em>, because it is one of the most intricately composed pieces of chaos ever recorded. There\u2019s a nine-piece band, something like that? And improv solos, but generally, it\u2019s the most well-composed bit of jazz I personally have ever heard. It walks every tightrope nimbly, going from cacophony to euphony and back with complete confidence. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once again, it\u2019s a bit too long and a bit too, uh, <em>unfriendly to <s>normies<\/s> non-jazz sickos <\/em>to do here. We\u2019re instead going to listen to the closest thing ol Charlie has to a pop song, \u201cGoodbye Pork Pie Hat.\u201d<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Goodbye Pork Pie Hat\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CWWO_VcdnHY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again, \u201csloppy\u201d is the wrong word for these horn players. This song is incredibly smooth, with a sax solo that may well be the platonic idea of a slow-tempo jazz sax solo. But there\u2019s something remarkably casual about the playing, like you can hear how much air they\u2019re holding back in an attempt to put you, the listener, at ease. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Hey<\/em>, the horn players say with their eyes as the notes they just slid into reverb slightly askew off the walls. <em>Don\u2019t worry about it too much. We\u2019re in control, but we\u2019re not losing sleep over it. You chill, too<\/em>. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It makes every counter-melody the piano or bass plays seem like back-patting affirmations to the horns. It makes the big crescendo at 3:34 seem like the band, who\u2019d previously been circling each other without making eye contact, has finally reached the center of the room and started high-fiving. As well they should. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Let\u2019s Move Outta Jazz A Second And Talk Early Weezer<\/strong><\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s impossible to keep track of whether this is a cool statement or not, but I think <em>Pinkerton<\/em> is a near-unimpeachable record. It\u2019s often described as \u201craw\u201d and \u201cemotional,\u201d and, well. Yeah. It sounds like a 24-or-whatever-year-old loser had some big success and was still trying to process things. Most importantly for our exercise, <em>the dudes play their instruments like it<\/em>. Let\u2019s listen to \u201cThe Good Life.\u201d <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Weezer - The Good Life\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gkroIXktjgE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the verses go on, you can feel the band picking up momentum, pushing slightly. There\u2019s palpable energy building. At 2:27, all hell breaks loose with that dual guitar solo. They slide into new chords at 2:45, and all of the instruments play around each other as they get used to their new surroundings. The bass simultaneously holds things down while having a wandering eye\u2014shoutout Matt Sharp, Weezer\u2019s forever best bassist (and it\u2019s not close). By the time you get to the end, you feel like you\u2019re right there with Rivers, and you\u2019re cheering right along for this nerd to get back to the good life (in this scenario, you, uh, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks\">do not know<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks\"> what Rivers did with the good life<\/a>). <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We haven\u2019t even gotten to the vocals yet. Rivers, Brian Bell, and Matt recorded their vocals all three in the same room, trying to get that raw, live feeling. Success! Like our horn players above, they\u2019re off from each other, dancing around where the notes are supposed to fall. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet it all <em>works<\/em>. 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