{"id":162319930,"date":"2025-04-30T12:31:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-30T12:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=162319930"},"modified":"2025-04-30T12:31:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-30T12:31:31","slug":"towards-a-more-poetic-basketball-fandom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=162319930","title":{"rendered":"Towards A More Poetic Basketball Fandom"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">\u201cremind you \/\/ those who wear the crown must wear it \/ as a crown \/ it cannot be worn as a hat\u201d &#8211; Adrian Sobol, \u201cgradation of american hunger\u201d <\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Programming note: there will be a Friday Links on Friday, but there will be no column next Wednesday. I am taking the time off to finally migrate this thing off of the Nazi-loving, Useful Idiot-fomenting company that is Substack. <a href=\"https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/p\/the-internet-is-a-nazi-bar?utm_source=publication-search\">Here\u2019s a piece I wrote about this desire a long time ago<\/a>. I regret that it has taken so long. Brendan and I are trying to make the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/\">Lazy &amp; Entitled website<\/a> a home for all of our music, <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.storiesfromvine.com\/\">VINE<\/a><em> and future novell(a)s, the <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/3b13LGbSYqWt4JrbYY0Woy\">podcast<\/a>, and yes, this blog. Unfortunately, we both work day jobs, and in my case, care for a child. So things take a long time. Remember those two albums we recorded last year? Yeah, don\u2019t forget about those. Also, don\u2019t feel the need to re-subscribe or anything\u2014you, the reader, should just keep getting emails from me. Aren\u2019t you excited about emails? <\/em><\/p><hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y\u2019all been watching the playoffs? It\u2019s been a good first round. I love the first round, even if I think both it and the second round would be a lot more fun if they were best of five. Clippers-Nuggets has been especially good.<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s been a weird NBA season for me. I\u2019ve watched less basketball and listened to fewer podcasts\/read fewer articles than I have since the 2006-07 season, which was my first season back into the game after some yearslong burnout following the end of my AAU playing days. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(my AAU playing days are <em>not<\/em> the subject of this blog)<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I want to try to figure out what\u2019s pushed me away from watching sports as much, as well as interrogate what I like about sports so much in the first place. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The practical specifics of why I\u2019m watching less\u2014my six-year-old\u2019s bedtime is in the middle of the east coast games, I like hanging out with Mal after the kid goes to bed, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thedailymeal.com\/1838066\/frozen-foods-buy-before-jump-price\/\">much more of my daytime is focused on writing<\/a> than it used to be\u2014matter a little less than this nagging feeling that something\u2019s changed. Is this an internal or external change? Feels like a little of both. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The people involved with the NBA seem to like actual basketball less and less. Not exactly the players, although my \u201cold man yells at cloud\u201d stance is that I wish active players would stop starting podcasts and thinking of themselves as \u201cbrands.\u201d It\u2019s more like pundits and former players have soured on basketball, which fuels fans into this insufferable old school\/new school false dichotomy. Concern trolls talk about ratings as if the league would *poof* disappear, every single team in every city gone in a flash, if an NBA game in February draws fewer Nielsen households than the <em>Food Network<\/em>. Kofie knows what I\u2019m talking about. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Why do we talk about the NBA like this?\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mfGMonj3fgk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All of that spills over into announcers, in-game, talking about the 1990s every 15 seconds. If I were a kid watching basketball right now, I would <em>hate<\/em> nothing more than 1980s and 1990s basketball. If I were a 13-year-old, I\u2019d be cheering against the return of the Seattle Sonics outta pure spite. I\u2019d be calling Shaq overrated trash,<a class=\"footnote-anchor\" data-component-name=\"FootnoteAnchorToDOM\" id=\"footnote-anchor-1\" href=\"#footnote-1\" target=\"_self\">1<\/a> I\u2019d be saying Barkley couldn\u2019t hang with Ben Simmons, I\u2019d be saying the Toronto Raptors <em>right now<\/em> would run roughshod over the 96 Bulls.  <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not to quote Rian goddamn Johnson on main, but <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eGMpZnEMYVc\">let the past die<\/a><\/em>, fellow old dudes. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then there\u2019s the gambling shit. <a href=\"https:\/\/awfulannouncing.com\/gambling\/adam-silver-doesnt-regret-2014-op-ed-on-pro-sports-betting.html\">Adam Silver writing that goddamn op-ed in 2014<\/a> isn\u2019t as bad as Obama refusing to close the prison at Guantanamo and that leading to Trump shipping U.S. citizens to El Salvador without trial, but it\u2019s the first metaphor that came to mind. If my kid ever decides to watch ball with me (we watched Game 1 of Clippers\/Nuggets together), I gotta give \u201cSay No To Drugs\u201d talks every ad break. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If it sounds like I\u2019m whining, I\u2019m far from the only person who\u2019s irritated. Kofie\u2019s a sharp dude, and I\u2019ve been into Joon Lee\u2019s new YouTube channel. A man who used to be on <em>Around The Horn<\/em> is starting a YouTube channel for the usual layoff reasons, but his first video lays out similar grievances re: sports media broken. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"My ESPN Layoff Taught Me Why Sports Media is Broken\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9IBseuFWDpA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let\u2019s get back to my attempts to share my love of sports with my six-year-old. He loves <em>going<\/em> <em>to<\/em> games. When we did our first family foray to the United Center this winter, he kept asking why I didn\u2019t play for the Bulls. Now, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man standing five foot nine and in possession of a two-inch vertical leap must be in want of a starting small forward spot on an NBA team. We know this. For some reason, though, it was hard to explain how much the hoopers we were going to see were (almost) all well over six feet tall and impossibly strong, graceful, coordinated, and quick-thinking. The casualness with which they do things that are literally impossible to you and me is part of the appeal. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey look, Joon\u2019s got a video about trying to hit off an MLB pitcher. Joon played baseball for longer than I played basketball, and has about as much chance against Adam Ottovino as I do facing <a href=\"https:\/\/www.basketball-reference.com\/players\/l\/lucasjo02.html\">John Lucas III<\/a> with one leg in a cast. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joon\u2014a former <em>ESPN<\/em> talking head\u2014says the experience changed the way he watched sports. Isn\u2019t that interesting.  <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I Faced an MLB Pitcher. It Changed How I Watch Sports.\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yfSDLaLu21U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually, I got to thinking\u2014as I often am\u2014about Allen Iverson and Manu Ginobili. Those two are my archetypes for cool and creative, respectively. AI\u2019s crossover was legendary, it was a worthy signature move, but it was also a relatively standard crossover. Ginobili\u2019s erratic nature and soccer-like approach to hunting for angles and doing trick passes could sometimes be enough of a detriment that he spent his career coming off the bench. Neither of these guys \u201ccould be the best player on a championship team,\u201d neither of these guys would be very fun to bet on, and yet both represent something I wish we celebrated more in sports. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Athletes live on a spectrum between their individual quirks and thousands of hours of honing various techniques the way soldiers learn to stand at attention or whatever. Does you elbow stick out slightly when you rise up to take a jumper? We\u2019re gonna spend the entire summer taking 10000 shots a day and ironing your arm straight. Learning to slide your feet on defense and backpedal down the court after an offensive possession are hard-coded into your legs. What\u2019s cool about Manu was how creative he was within the Spurs\u2019 controlled offense. What\u2019s cool about AI is how he seemed silkier and smoother than everyone else. Every time those two stepped on the court, I felt like I was going to see something I\u2019d never seen before.  I imagine this is how the older generation felt watching Dr. J or Ice Gervin. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s how I feel watching Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Anthony Edwards, and Nikola Jokic today. Shai not only seems like karma giving us the career Penny Hardaway should\u2019ve had, he seems like he\u2019s playing the game like Neo seeing through the matrix. Not as in \u201che\u2019s jumping into people\u201d but more like \u201ceverything\u2019s moving in slow motion to him, he\u2019s in complete, calm control of his body, and he just <em>does everything better<\/em> than everybody else.\u201d Ant has every bit of AI\u2019s cool, combined with a very cool Michael-Jordan-in-1990 playing style (except Ant can shoot stepback threes). Jokic, of course, is easily the most creative passer we\u2019ve had since\u2014C-Webb and White Chocolate Williams? Magic and Bird? Pistol Pete? Speaking of Jokic, let\u2019s watch a Thinking Basketball (talk about a guy who appreciates the game) video about one of the best playoff games we\u2019ve had in a while. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Inside the best NBA game in years\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EPB6ZU6_rvA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I want to celebrate the game for all impossible and cool stuff that happens on the court. Call me a bitter Bulls fan who has only had real stakes in the playoffs twice since 1998. But I\u2019m done with the bullshit in sports fandom. Betting, pundits and fans playing fantasy GM, cross-era comparisons, rumor mills\u2014I\u2019m sick of it. I\u2019m so much more interested in whether or not a team is playing the beautiful game, if a player is doing something we\u2019ve never seen before, or if a matchup between two teams or two players is an interesting clash of styles. I\u2019m not worried about whether a team shoots too many threes or too many midrangers, I\u2019m worried <em>do they look cool<\/em>. I\u2019m so much more interested in the things that make <em>basketball<\/em> cool and fun. Are the players fully embracing their gifts, are the coaches letting the players fully express themselves? <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is everyone having fun out there? <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YnmEmra5QtQ\">both teams playing hard, my man<\/a>? <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ok you made it this far here\u2019s a kid at the game. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/1062091f-93bf-4354-bdcc-ddb1b29fa52d_4032x3024.heic\" alt=\"a Black woman, biracial boy, and white man sit in the stands of the United Center. They are all wearing red and the child holds a big red foam finger with the Chicago Bulls logo on it. \"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.<\/p><\/div><form class=\"subscription-widget-subscribe\"><input type=\"email\" class=\"email-input\" name=\"email\" placeholder=\"Type your email\u2026\" tabindex=\"-1\"\/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"button primary\" value=\"Subscribe\"\/><div class=\"fake-input-wrapper\"><div class=\"fake-input\"\/><div class=\"fake-button\"\/><\/div><\/form><\/div><\/div><div class=\"footnote\" data-component-name=\"FootnoteToDOM\"><a id=\"footnote-1\" href=\"#footnote-anchor-1\" class=\"footnote-number\" contenteditable=\"false\" target=\"_self\">1<\/a><div class=\"footnote-content\"><p>in fairness, I do this as a 37-year-old<\/p><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cremind you \/\/ those who wear the crown must wear it \/ as a crown \/ it cannot be worn as a hat\u201d &#8211; Adrian Sobol, \u201cgradation of american hunger\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162319930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162319930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162319930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162319930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162319930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162319930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162319930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}