{"id":162657393,"date":"2025-06-25T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=162657393"},"modified":"2025-06-23T22:47:23","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T03:47:23","slug":"the-annual-shipwrecked-sailor-nba-finals-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=162657393","title":{"rendered":"The Annual Shipwrecked Sailor NBA Finals Column"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">&#8220;This doesn&#8217;t feel real&#8221; &#8211; Shai Gilgeous-Alexander<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a Finals! Even if the ending was anticlimactic. Get well soon, Tyrese. Congratulations, Oklahoma City. Shoutout to the Seattle SuperSonics. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Next year, I think I\u2019m going to write a prose poem in the immediate aftermath of each game. At the end of the series, I\u2019ll post those. I didn\u2019t think of this idea until the middle of game 6, though. I was smoking a joint in my building\u2019s parking lot, not watching Game 6 because my Sling TV billing cycle was renewing that very day, and I was convinced the Thunder were gonna dump a million pounds of crude oil on the Pacers (or whatever bullies do in Oklahoma City). Why pay $70+ for one game? Also I was leaving for tour the next day. Also Tyrese Haliburton was already hurt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"a flier for Port Veritas Open Mic Night Tuesday Nights 8 - 9:30 PM 15 Casco St Portland, ME We are a diverse collaboration of creative minds, bound by a common love of creating a space for artists of all kinds to come and express themselves June 24th in person feature Chris Corlew. \" class=\"wp-image-162657394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">this happened last night<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Pacers didn\u2019t roll over, though, so I watched Game 7 over some Manhattan pizza in my brother\u2019s apartment. Yes, the game was cooked when Tyrese went down, seven minutes in. But the team still played their asses off. Indiana led at halftime. T.J. McConnell scored a million points in the third. Honestly, with four minutes left in the fourth? My friends and I were <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/thecorlew.bsky.social\/post\/3lr57b27c5c22\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/thecorlew.bsky.social\/post\/3lr57b27c5c22\">still saying<\/a> &#8220;don&#8217;t count out the Pacers&#8221; (shoutout <a href=\"https:\/\/areamandet.bandcamp.com\/album\/ep-2\">Area Man Pat Nolan<\/a>). That&#8217;s emblematic of the series. Let\u2019s celebrate that incredible basketball.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Part one &#8211; The Teams Played Hard Basketball<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good NIGHT, this was some good basketball. You like wild comebacks? You like defensive pressure? You like FULL COURT defensive pressure? You like incredible shot-making? You like big-to-big passing? You like small forwards built like linebackers? This was the series for you. Let\u2019s celebrate Lu Dort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Lu Dort&#039;s BEST PLAYS Of The 2025 #NBAPlayoffs presented by Google!\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lWt6RVSWtnA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okay now let\u2019s celebrate Aaron\u00a0Nesmith, aka the small forward AN, who was just okay this finals and downright awful in Game 7, but forever earned a place in my heart for his biceps and shoulder muscles. I mean, for what he did to my beloved Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Aaron Nesmith Comes Up CLUTCH In New York! | May 21, 2025\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tFeYneLEP2M?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, the real battle of this finals was Andrew Nembhard trying to shut down Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. The shooting guard AN absolutely lived in SGA\u2019s shorts from one end of the court to the other. He also found time to hit a few back-breaking 29-footers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Andrew Nembhard gets shifty &amp; nails the three before half!\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wVwZjO3UsU8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How OKC overcame this was with Jalen Williams becoming New Scottie Pippen. This is an observation I made after watching JDub wreak havoc on defense, get a ton of points on run outs (often after he poked the ball away from some poor bastard stupid enough to dribble around him), and drive relentlessly to the hoop looking for dunks. I also made this observation before Scottie himself made it to ESPN\u2019s Tim MacMahon, so\u2014hire me, ESPN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"661\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/image-3.png\" alt=\"Text thread between me, Bob Sykora, and Rafi Dre, wherein I ask if it's crazy to compare Jalen Williams' playing style to Scottie Pippen. Neither of my jerk friends respond for days until ESPN runs a piece, but with my take. \" class=\"wp-image-162657395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/image-3.png 661w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/image-3-198x300.png 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 661px) 100vw, 661px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Having a guy who can defend the rim and alter shots on one end while being able to stretch the floor on the other is a luxury, and Chet \u201cR Kelly Reading Level\u201d Holmgren acquitted himself well. Alex Caruso, a 6\u20195\u201d two guard, after being the guy who shut down 7-foot Nikola Jokic in round two, shut down 6\u201910\u201d Pascal Siakam. The big-to-big passing between Chet Gotta Sign Xs and Isaiah Hartenstein was awesome. Aaron Wiggins and Cason Wallace hit threes and defended. Kenrich Williams gave the Thunder some good minutes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"10 Things OKC Thunder\u2019s Chet Holmgren Can\u2019t Live Without | 10 Essentials\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/APcwTRVX0sg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They needed everything, too. The trendy pick was Thunder in five. <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/thecorlew.bsky.social\/post\/3lqvlvrs2vc22\">That was my prediction, with the throw-in that Indy would win Game 1<\/a>. Indy won Game 1, plus two others. Game 7 was close until the fourth quarter. This Pacers team felt like a team of destiny, with some of history\u2019s wildest comebacks on their playoff resum\u00e9. It wasn\u2019t enough, but this team deserves songs sung about them.\u00a0Unfortunately for the farmboys, we must say congratulations to the Oklahoma City Thunder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Part Two &#8211; Were The Players Cool?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pascal Siakam is very cool. Lu Dort is cool. Jalen Williams is New Scottie Pippen. SGA is New Penny Hardaway. Obi Toppin is New JaVale McGee and therefore very cool. Both ANs are cool. Chet Holmgren is proudly illiterate and therefore uncool. Myles Turner gets credit for being in trade rumors his whole life yet remaining a Pacer. Isaiah Hartenstein is as cool as German basketball players get. Benedict Mathurin is very cool. Alex Caruso is very cool, even if white fans who like Alex Caruso are the absolute dregs of society<sup data-fn=\"3798bca8-6bfb-43e0-b33f-512b08d57414\" class=\"fn\"><a href=\"#3798bca8-6bfb-43e0-b33f-512b08d57414\" id=\"3798bca8-6bfb-43e0-b33f-512b08d57414-link\">1<\/a><\/sup>. Aaron Wiggins is cool. Ben Sheppard has a 70s mustache. TJ McConnell is cool if he\u2019s on your team, otherwise, it\u2019s about how much grace yinz are willing to give Pittsburgh dirtbags. James Johnson is cool. I like Cason Wallace, my dear friend Tommy Beanbags does not, it\u2019s impossible to tell who\u2019s right.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Cason Wallace 11 pts 3 threes 4 stls vs Pacers 2025 Finals G5\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yawS768euHk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tyrese Haliburton will never be cool, but this is as cruel as injuries get. I came around to liking him this playoffs. It was a gutsy move, playing after Game 5. NBA dot com articles were saying that he\u2019d be out 1-2 weeks if this was the regular season. But he played hurt. <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=162657354\">A Sharp Endless Need<\/a><\/em> teaches us about sacrificing your future for your present, but idk if Halli has read it. His reward was the nastiest injury a basketball player can suffer. Get well soon, Tyrese. The league is, in fact, more fun with you in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Part Three &#8211; Where Are We, Historically, After This Finals?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only thing I still listen to that vile union-buster Bill Simmons for is basketball history. He has done the homework, and he cares about history, and I think that\u2019s important. I haven\u2019t listened to any post-finals podcasts or anything like that before writing this, though\u2014I\u2019ve been driving through New England and reading poems in Maine. So here\u2019s my unfiltered, uninfluenced thoughts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"a flier for Port Veritas Open Mic Night Tuesday Nights 8 - 9:30 PM 15 Casco St Portland, ME We are a diverse collaboration of creative minds, bound by a common love of creating a space for artists of all kinds to come and express themselves June 24th in person feature Chris Corlew. \" class=\"wp-image-162657394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/Port-Veritas-Open-Mic-September-5-and-October-17-75-1.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">not to keep injecting myself into the NBA Finals but this happened last night<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, the second coming of Penny Hardaway, had an incredible year. MVP, scoring champion, Finals MVP. He\u2019s a 6\u20196\u201d scoring point guard with good defensive acumen, a beautiful midrange game, and legit three point range. <a href=\"https:\/\/wondery.com\/shows\/six-trophies\/\">Shea Serrano<\/a> says he\u2019s the best player in the world, I\u2019m not sure I agree. While this Thunder team and this Pacers team have been on the come up for a minute (remember the Pacers pushing the Lakers in the very first NBA Cup game? I do), neither of them felt like the kind of established juggernauts we\u2019re used to seeing in the Finals. Does this series mark the beginning of that changing? It wasn\u2019t easy to take Steph-Klay-Draymond seriously before 2015, and look where we are now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Jalen Williams 40 PIECE \ud83d\udd25 Leads Thunder to Game 5 win over Pacers | 2025 NBA Finals\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d5sAA7skzEU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The narrative this year was transition. LeBron and Steph and Kawhi and Jimmy Butler hung around and were real threats to go deep in the playoffs, until the playoffs started. Kevin Durant, of course, had a wasted season. Nikola Jokic did his best to make sure it wasn\u2019t a wasted season, but the Denver Nuggets franchise almost <em>wanted<\/em> it to be a wasted season. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fudwb7ZdZ9o\">Like Kofie<\/a>, I\u2019m not too interested in or concerned with \u201cface of the NBA\u201d conversations. In fact, I think those conversations are racist dog whistles. But dudes like SGA, Ant Edwards, Jalen Brunson, and Luka have some opportunities to make legends of themselves. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Is The 2025 NBA Finals MVP \ud83c\udfc6 | (30.3 PPG, 4.6 REB, &amp; 5.6 AST)\" width=\"790\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/F1_jsb1iZvI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ve thought for a year or so now that we\u2019re in a second 1970s for the NBA. Different teams are winning championships every year, there\u2019s no dynasty right now. The existential threat in the 70s was the ABA. Today, it\u2019s probably private equity or the Trump administration destroying the whole world. The New Labor Thing in the 70s was emerging free agency (shoutout <a href=\"https:\/\/www.legendsofbasketball.com\/founders\/oscar-robertson\/#:~:text=As%20president%20of%20the%20NBA,athletes%20to%20achieve%20free%20agency.\">Oscar Robertson<\/a>). The New Labor Thing now is the second apron of the salary cap, effectively a hard cap. I don\u2019t like learning about salary cap stuff, so suffice to say: I like how wide-open the league is right now, but dynasties ARE fun, and I miss them a little.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Supersonics win NBA championship 1979\" width=\"790\" height=\"593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xx-LkpelDos?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, that\u2019s enough. Finals good. Basketball good. Onto the W, where no one this year can even dream of unseating the Liberty, but there are fun teams all over that league, too.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry you got an email, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-footnotes\"><li id=\"3798bca8-6bfb-43e0-b33f-512b08d57414\">I once sat next to a white woman a Bulls game who very clearly had money on Alex Caruso scoring 10 points. She kept calling him &#8220;Alex&#8221; and &#8220;Alex honey&#8221; and saying &#8220;just six more points,&#8221; as in, &#8220;just six more points, Alex, honey, you can do this.&#8221; It was excruciating. Alex deserves his second ring just for that. <a href=\"#3798bca8-6bfb-43e0-b33f-512b08d57414-link\" aria-label=\"Jump to footnote reference 1\">\u21a9\ufe0e<\/a><\/li><\/ol>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;This doesn&#8217;t feel real&#8221; &#8211; Shai Gilgeous-Alexander What a Finals! Even if the ending was anticlimactic. Get well soon, Tyrese. Congratulations, Oklahoma City. Shoutout to the Seattle SuperSonics. Next year, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":162657395,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"[{\"content\":\"I once sat next to a white woman a Bulls game who very clearly had money on Alex Caruso scoring 10 points. She kept calling him \\\"Alex\\\" and \\\"Alex honey\\\" and saying \\\"just six more points,\\\" as in, \\\"just six more points, Alex, honey, you can do this.\\\" It was excruciating. 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