If your floors do not have sand residue, if your clothes don’t smell vaguely of sunscreen and chlorine, if your grill remains untouched, if you haven’t eaten outside, if you haven’t taken a personal day off work, if you haven’t gone to a street festival, if you haven’t gone for a bike ride, if you haven’t tossed a frisbee around, if you haven’t walked around your neighborhood right as the sun is starting to set and the bugs start singing, my dude, what are you doing? Granted, I haven’t done all<\/em> of those yet. It’s summer tho. Let’s have a summer. We’re reading the perfect book for it this week, too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Hey, would ya look at that? We got a new Lazy & Entitled Podcast<\/em> this week, featuring an interview with this week’s author<\/em>, Kathleen Rooney. Amazing stuff. Apple<\/a> | Spotty<\/a> | SoundCloud<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n What I’ve Been Reading This Week<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n A perfect beach read. Wait, let’s define terms (everyone’s favorite beach activity, defining terms). I define a perfect beach read by three metrics: <\/p>\n\n\n\n This book does all of these, and it rips like a tide, homies. I’m talking, of course, about Man Overboard!<\/em> by Kathleen Rooney. Oh what’s this? A bonus song to listen to while you read the book section? <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n