{"id":82613123,"date":"2022-11-04T22:49:56","date_gmt":"2022-11-04T22:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=82613123"},"modified":"2022-11-04T22:49:56","modified_gmt":"2022-11-04T22:49:56","slug":"keep-things-going","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lazyandentitled.org\/?p=82613123","title":{"rendered":"Keep Things Going"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I&#8217;m a writer, I write. But where? <\/h2><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The river was a convenient place to dump trash and factory waste. The only problem was the river flowed into the only freshwater drinking source. So they dug into the land enough the river reversed flow\u2014water wants to go downhill\u2014and the city had clean(ish) drinking water. The trash became someone else\u2019s problem. <\/p><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.<\/p><\/div><form class=\"subscription-widget-subscribe\"><input type=\"email\" class=\"email-input\" name=\"email\" placeholder=\"Type your email\u2026\" tabindex=\"-1\"\/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"button primary\" value=\"Subscribe\"\/><div class=\"fake-input-wrapper\"><div class=\"fake-input\"\/><div class=\"fake-button\"\/><\/div><\/form><\/div><\/div><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My adopted hometown of Chicago is \u201cthe city that works,\u201d and the \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2c1KIrnWcX4\">city that keeps things moving<\/a>.\u201d Did we do all that stuff in the first paragraph? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Tpgl88WMqAg\">Yes hell we did.<\/a> Am I saying it\u2019s good or bad? Chicago\u2019s still working. <\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/5a918976-12b7-4e1f-9b74-3f542f2fcaa8_2816x2112.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The internet goes through a bunch of messed-up permutations. I grew up with Xanga, AIM, Kazaa, and HomestarRunner. I published evidence of myself getting hammered in college on Facebook. I\u2019ve been doing whatever <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thecorlew\">Twitter<\/a> is since 2011, and will continue until Elon makes that place truly unlivable for all but the most vile, much like the rest of the billionaires want to do with Earth. I write <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_34940_a-short-history-of-calvin-and-hobbes-the-last-great-newspaper-comic.html\">long-form articles<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/posts\/classic-literary-monsters-contemporary-updates\">short-form lists<\/a>. I\u2019m part of the \u201cthe gentle way to put this is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cottonxenomorph.com\/\">we exist outside of capitalism<\/a>; the honest way to put it is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cottonxenomorph.com\/journal\/2021\/10\/10\/the-wolfman\">we\u2019re all broke<\/a>\u201d literary community. What I\u2019ve really learned about myself is that I like writing and I like doing it in a setting where my friends and I can be weirdos together. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_35294_crackeds-history-of-goosebumps-6-books-that-did-it-best.html\">I\u2019m a writer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_35623_15-classic-movies-that-are-actually-ripe-for-a-reboot.html\">I write<\/a>. Now I\u2019m doing it here.<\/p><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/5a808193-1d89-4494-b89d-cd90804acbf5_3024x4032.jpeg\"\/><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So what\u2019s the job? Are we going on a lake and river cruise or leisurely kayaking while the grill preheats? I\u2019m going to keep these short. There\u2019ll be links to my work and stuff I\u2019m really enjoying\u2014writing is lonely and the nicest thing you can do is boost people, so I\u2019ll boost people. I\u2019ll talk fiction and poetry, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_30552_6-questions-about-how-the-x-men-function-in-everyday-life.html\">movies<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_35303_15-brilliant-uses-of-jazz-in-hip-hop.html\">music<\/a>, food, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_32834_the-new-york-vs-chicago-pizza-debate-as-explained-by-a-chicagoan.html\">Chicago stuff<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_35445_cracked-dunks-on-the-nba-5-wild-true-basketball-stories-that-need-movies.html\">basketball<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_34065_5-bananas-things-apes-do-in-the-wild.html\">stuff<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_32408_5-unexpected-facts-about-life-as-a-minority-in-the-middle-ages.html\">I think<\/a> is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_31030_six-facts-about-earths-history-that-sound-like-science-fiction.html\">interesting<\/a>. I\u2019ll try to be entertaining and not take up too much space. Mostly I want to do this: exuberantly share the stuff I think is rad. Until the fascists come for us. <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry if you got an email, <\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chris<\/p><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Five Cool Links: <\/p><ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><p>The YouTube Channel <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/c\/DemiRanchoaTuCocina\">De mi Ranchero a Tu Cocina<\/a> is everything good about the internet. <\/p><\/li><li><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.haymarketbooks.org\/\">Haymarket Books<\/a> is a Chicago-based press that publishes exciting poetry, books on socialism, anti-racism, and workers\u2019 rights, and frequently has very good sales. Reading their catalog isn\u2019t a bad way to know how I generally think about things.<\/p><\/li><li><p>My best friend <a href=\"https:\/\/bandthenothingness.bandcamp.com\/releases\">Brendan Johnson has an excellent record<\/a> that not enough people have listened to. <\/p><\/li><li><p>My dear friend Chloe N. Clark has a book coming out in 2023, catch up on her collection <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wordwest.co\/online-store\/collective-gravities-p162059545\">Collective Gravities<\/a><\/em> so you\u2019re not the dweeb who got here late to the party.<\/p><\/li><li><p>I think it\u2019s rad that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JQcp3UWQOmM\">Chon skates before the house show<\/a>. <\/p><\/li><\/ol><div class=\"subscription-widget-wrap-editor\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/shipwreckedsailor.substack.com\/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}\" data-component-name=\"SubscribeWidgetToDOM\"><div class=\"subscription-widget show-subscribe\"><div class=\"preamble\"><p class=\"cta-caption\">Thanks for reading shipwrecked sailor! 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