Friday Links: Living With Kidnappings Edition

“News of a kidnapping, no matter how painful, is not as irremediable as news of a murder…” – Gabriel García Márquez, ‘News Of A Kidnapping’

Like said on Wednesday, we got a great new episode of The Line Break for you, featuring Kiik Araki-Kawaguchi (Apple | Spotify | SoundCloud). Should have a Lazy & Entitled Podcast up not on Thanksgiving, but probably Tuesday or Wednesday of the next week. Then, we’ll do one December episode, kinda wrap the year up. Next week, I’ll also be posting blogs on the regular schedule, in case you are home for the holiday and bored. Very fun book next week! But next week? Is not this week. It’s a good book, but “fun” is not exactly the right word.

What I’ve Been Reading This Week:

A book that I straight-up do not remember acquiring. How did it get on my shelves? Competing theories abound. A book that was dense enough that I didn’t pair it with any poetry, but continued this blog’s streak of things being cosmically well-timed. Also, a book that I did not realize was non-fiction until I cracked it open. How could this book that I know so little about be on my shelf? Well, it’s by my second-favorite author. I’m talking, of course, about News Of A Kidnapping by Gabriel García Márquez.

News Of A Kidnapping by Gabriel García Márquez
News Of A Kidnapping by Gabriel García Márquez

Like said, I did not know this book was nonfiction. So I wasn’t expecting a drug lord narrative. Luckily, I didn’t get one. It’s interesting, reading a Colombian account of an incident involving Pablo Escobar, this larger than life figure, rather than a USian one. I could not get through season one of Narcos because I could not stand that white federal agent—you know, the bad guy in Logan and Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny?—I could not stand the show being from his point of view. His character is contemptuous of Colombia. Maybe I’m a little rosy about the place because I find Central America to be one of the truly beautiful places on the planet, and I have a couple of Colombian friends who speak glowingly of the place, and I read Gabo books all the time. And in Gabo books, Colombia is not some backwater full of half wits, which is how Narcos seemed to think of it. No, one Gabo’s greatest talents in on display here: the ability to make larger-than-life figures of politicians, journalists, gangsters, clergy, and most importantly, the kidnapping victims all seem accessibly human. Even in a nonfiction book, the marvelous real is present. The power of invisible forces—the zodiac, for one, and a priest’s powers of persuasion even as he’s slipping into senility, for another—is never discounted. Yet the characters, even Pablo Escobar, are extraordinarily human.

The book, in fact, focuses very little on Escobar. During the book, the Medellín Cartel kidnaps a number of people, but we spend most of our time with Maruja, her sister-in-law Beatriz, a former beauty queen named Marina, and Pacho, the editor of El Tiempo, a newspaper. We also spend a bit of time with Diana, a journalist who is the first hostage killed. Some of these people, obviously, have Wikipedia pages. I tried to imagine a USian writing about if, idk, Ammon Bundy took Michelle Obama and Laura Bush hostage for six months. That’s not a perfect analogy. The point is, we spend most of our time with these victims and the people trying to get them back, namely, Maruja’s husband and Beatriz’s brother, Alberto Villamizar. We see the ways that the women assert their dignity in captivity, we see how scared and scary their kidnappers are, we see Alberto navigating the impossible situation of negotiating with someone like Escobar. Hell, Gabo even talks a good deal about how one of Escobar’s complaints was about how Colombian police were treating people in the slums. The quickest way to get me to sympathize with someone is tell me that they’re mad about cops brutalizing poor people. Marquez has a singular talent for making everyone in his books seem like someone you could also have coffee with. I don’t say that in the George W. Bush, excuse-the-warmongering-shitheadness-because-you-could-have-a-beer-with-the-guy way. I mean that everyone, no matter their social status, feels accessible as a human being. Thus, we don’t get a drug lord narrative. We get a “goddamn, it would truly suck to be imprisoned and separated from your loved ones for any amount of time” story.

LINKS!

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If you work in the service industry, may you clean up in tips this weekend. One thing that struck me in News Of A Kidnapping is how the house where the kidnappers kept Maruja and Beatriz and Marina had a majordomo. Imagine social stratification setting in so much that the house where you keep your kidnapping victim has a majordomo! I don’t know, worth interrogating who you work for, you know?

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Chris

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